Twitter: Twitter Thread 01/02

[Daillest88]

So he improved lol.

 

[Bluefin]

 

[Bluefin]

 

[Corso]

It's just an arrogant way of doing business.
Consequences may not be dealt, but it's the opposite of being earnest and with best interests in mind.

 

[basilhayden]

Adults still gather in churches every Sunday to hang on to the adult version of Santa Claus. People are weird, man...

I'm sure militant atheists are mad at Jerry also at this point.
Who do you pray to for a new head coach?
Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong?

 

[pugilist]

 

[Bluefin]

Darren Woodson could've played John Lynch's spot in Tampa Bay with ease.

If Lynch had tried to play Woody's role in Big D, he would have been benched on passing downs.

This nonsense is just like Darren being left off the NFL's all decade team of the 90s. Unreal.

 

[Corso]

I'm sure militant atheists are mad at Jerry also at this point.
Who do you pray to for a new head coach?
Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong?

At this point?
All of them.
Let's throw in Che Guevara and some Indian Guru that just passed.

 

[MysteryIceGuro]

5 stages of grief: Stage 2: Anger .
Jason Garrett could literally murder Jerry Jones’s family and Jerry would still love him. I don’t get it.

 

[Tass]

I'm sure militant atheists are mad at Jerry also at this point.
Who do you pray to for a new head coach?
Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong?

I don't pray to anyone for anything, dude.

 

[Corso]

5 stages of grief: Stage 2: Anger .
Jason Garrett could literally murder Jerry Jones’s family and Jerry would still love him. I don’t get it.

C'mon... he'd be annoyed and you know it.

 

[erod]

I have to wholeheartedly agree with @erod's long running stance that stats are for fools.
I watched this team and it was a very stoppable offense they carried with them.

I'm sure you and I felt the exact same thing watching this offense.

We never had any real confidence in it. Never felt like they were "about to score" or "take control of the game", even in the games that they actually did.

When the offense is truly good, you feel like they're going to convert every third down and score touchdowns every trip into the red zone. I almost never feel that with this team.

It's an average offense at best.

 

[MysteryIceGuro]

C'mon... he'd be annoyed and you know it.

Nah it’d probably turn him on even more.

 

[Corso]

Nah it’d probably turn him on even more.

You sick puppy...
Me likey!

 

[Corso]

I'm sure you and I felt the exact same thing watching this offense.

We never had any real confidence in it. Never felt like they were "about to score" or "take control of the game", even in the games that they actually did.

When the offense is truly good, you feel like they're going to convert every third down and score touchdowns every trip into the red zone. I almost never feel that with this team.

It's an average offense at best.

It shows flashes, but darn, not near enough.
We're on the same plane of football reality on this one.

 

[Asklesko]

At this point, it's a done deal.

 

[Bluefin]

 

[AmericanCowboy]

At this point, it's a done deal.

it’s done. He is gonna be back again. This time with a four year deal.

what a terrible time to be a cowboy fan

 

[Corso]

Thanks Connor.
I needed someone to point that out.

Dweeb.

 

[Bluefin]