Vote on which time travel mission I should go on

[Reverend Conehead]

Best to just go back and eliminate vocal chords for women. Hey, all kinds of problems solved! (Runs away before Xelda gets here.)

Don't show this post to your wife.

 

[Runwildboys]

Don't show this post to your wife.

Ex wife.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Ex wife.

In that case, show it to her.

 

[HungryLion]

Kill Jerry before he fires Jimmy Johnson.

 

[PJTHEDOORS]

Kill Jerry before he fires Jimmy Johnson.

So you want a possible time travling serial killer.

 

[CouchCoach]

So you want a possible time travling serial killer.

Then we need to add names to the list.

 

[Runwildboys]

So you want a possible time travling serial killer.

What a premise for a movie!

 

[HungryLion]

So you want a possible time travling serial killer.

when you say it like that, it highlights the potential drawbacks. Lol

 

[PJTHEDOORS]

 

[ctrous25]

Umm someone hasn’t seen Back to the future !!!!

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Umm someone hasn’t seen Back to the future !!!!

That was just a movie. It's not real. My plan to attach a bunch of jet engines to the Missile Chasers ride is realistic.

 

[Xelda]

Best to just go back and eliminate vocal chords for women. Hey, all kinds of problems solved! (Runs away before Xelda gets here.)

Oh no you didn't!

 

[Runwildboys]

Oh no you didn't!

No, it wasn't me! Someone hacked my account and typed that........just that.........and went away! Weird, huh?

 

[Runwildboys]

That was just a movie. It's not real. My plan to attach a bunch of jet engines to the Missile Chasers ride is realistic.

Where are you getting your flux capacitor from? I hear the ones at 7-11 are really good.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Where are you getting your flux capacitor from? I hear the ones at 7-11 are really good.

Home Depot. We don't have 7-11 in Nebraska.

 

[nobody]

What a premise for a movie!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_After_Time_(1979_film)

 

[Runwildboys]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_After_Time_(1979_film)

What a premise for a much better movie!!

 

[GMO415]

Take me with you and we'll invest heavily in , Facebook, Microsoft, and Apple.

 

[Quickdraw]

My newest time travel machine is complete. What I've done is I've bought an old Missile Chasers ride like that had at Six Flags when I was a kid. I also bought several used 707 jet engines and have welded each one to each car of the Missile Chasers. All that super fast twirling means I should very easily be able to go back in time and calculate the date and time within about a month. It also means there are other seats in the time machine to fill, so let me know if you're interested.

Here are the missions I'm considering. Vote on whichever one you think would be best.

A. Go back to 1912 and prevent the Titanic from sinking.
B. Go back to 1963 and prevent JFK from getting assassinated.
C. Go back to 1978 and tell Tom Landry he needs to draft Joe Montana, Ronnie Lott, and Lawrence Taylor.
D. Go back to 1925 Germany to prevent the NSDAP from coming to power and thus prevent WW II and related terrible events from ever happening.
E. Go back to pre-biotic Earth and engineer all upcoming life to evolve as silicone-based instead of carbon-based.

Vote on whichever one you think is most important. Whichever one wins, I'll do that. Thanks.

How about go back to February 1994 and slap the living crap out of Jerry before he makes his toast in front of Jimmy and his coaching staff and then tells Jimmy any 1 of 500 coaches could coach the team. When Jerry asks why you slapped the living crap out of him, tell him you had a premonition and leave it at that.

 

[nobody]

How about go back to February 1994 and slap the living crap out of Jerry before he makes his toast in front of Jimmy and his coaching staff and then tells Jimmy any 1 of 500 coaches could coach the team. When Jerry asks why you slapped the living crap out of him, tell him you had a premonition and leave it at that.

Why not go back in time and convince his dad to NOT block him from buying the Chargers and actually support the decision to buy them?