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Sweet! I've been trying to get rid of these c*** blocking freeloaders for years!
Freeloaders? Sounds like you didn't read the handbook! Go to chapter 3: Yard work, Laundry, and Asbestos Removal. They're much more useful than you think, even when they're asleep.
 
Freeloaders? Sounds like you didn't read the handbook! Go to chapter 3: Yard work, Laundry, and Asbestos Removal. They're much more useful than you think, even when they're asleep.

I put them to work believe me. Now the oldest is yapping about an allowance. She should be happy I feed her every other day. Don't want her getting fat and scaring away the human traffickers I plan to sell her to once her aunt flo comes to town.
 
I put them to work believe me. Now the oldest is yapping about an allowance. She should be happy I feed her every other day. Don't want her getting fat and scaring away the human traffickers I plan to sell her to once her aunt flo comes to town.
Just stand over her bed in the morning with a bucket of ice water and ask if she still wants an allowance.
 
Gotta say, there are some folks from the other forum who would hate this place. I just got two trophies for....well, I have no idea why I got them....but they hate the thought of trophies for everyone!
 
You never told me you were in love with me! I always find these things out too late!
That's why I left, I didn't want to share you. Seeing you...posting with those other posters....them laughing with you and..........liking you. Then there would be multiple likes and I couldn't bear it. It was a like-o-rama and I was so jealous.
 
Gotta say, there are some folks from the other forum who would hate this place. I just got two trophies for....well, I have no idea why I got them....but they hate the thought of trophies for everyone!
I gave you one of mine but you need to read the engraving closely. "Most Likely to be Banned for Lifetime Plus All Descendants". That's a lot to get on a small trophy.
 
That's why I left, I didn't want to share you. Seeing you...posting with those other posters....them laughing with you and..........liking you. Then there would be multiple likes and I couldn't bear it. It was a like-o-rama and I was so jealous.
Well CC, likes are just the same as anything else; If all you do is give them away without getting any in return, eventually you're gonna run out. Yeah, I have no idea what that means, but it kinda sounds profound.
 
I gave you one of mine but you need to read the engraving closely. "Most Likely to be Banned for Lifetime Plus All Descendants". That's a lot to get on a small trophy.
I'll just tell everyone it says, "Worlds Best Fan"........well, everyone except Gregg.
 
Well CC, likes are just the same as anything else; If all you do is give them away without getting any in return, eventually you're gonna run out. Yeah, I have no idea what that means, but it kinda sounds profound.
Londy followed me here for a like and I think he's been watching me. I gave his like to a panhandler on I-35 today....he wept.
 
Londy followed me here for a like and I think he's been watching me. I gave his like to a panhandler on I-35 today....he wept.
So much for the stiff upper lip myth. That saying probably just came about because the lips look stiff while they try to avoid touching those teeth.
 
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