Wait, this isn't Match.com? Son of a

[Haimerej]

What's up cowboyszone? I'm here for your daughters!

Sweet! I've been trying to get rid of these c*** blocking freeloaders for years!

 

[nobody]

they even have a chat room here

Cool! I haven't fully explored things yet.

 

[nobody]

Sweet! I've been trying to get rid of these c*** blocking freeloaders for years!

You say that now, but he never said he was taking them away. He might move in with you.

 

[Runwildboys]

She's 12 and I'm VERY protective of her and have multiple guns. You can gave all the girls in the local Hooters though.

Cool! Ya wanna call and tell them that?

 

[Runwildboys]

Why? That's what made me fall in love with you. That and the "I'm with Barry" doilies.

You never told me you were in love with me! I always find these things out too late!

 

[Haimerej]

You say that now, but he never said he was taking them away. He might move in with you.

Nope. I'll mail them to him. They don't know our address.

 

[Runwildboys]

Sweet! I've been trying to get rid of these c*** blocking freeloaders for years!

Freeloaders? Sounds like you didn't read the handbook! Go to chapter 3: Yard work, Laundry, and Asbestos Removal. They're much more useful than you think, even when they're asleep.

 

[nobody]

Cool! Ya wanna call and tell them that?

No, it's more fun when it's a surprise!!!

Nope. I'll mail them to him. They don't know our address.

Be sure to remember airholes!

 

[Runwildboys]

No, it's more fun when it's a surprise!!!



Be sure to remember airholes!

I'm sure he'll send all their parts........Oh wait, you said AIRholes! Never mind.

 

[Haimerej]

Freeloaders? Sounds like you didn't read the handbook! Go to chapter 3: Yard work, Laundry, and Asbestos Removal. They're much more useful than you think, even when they're asleep.

I put them to work believe me. Now the oldest is yapping about an allowance. She should be happy I feed her every other day. Don't want her getting fat and scaring away the human traffickers I plan to sell her to once her aunt flo comes to town.

 

[Runwildboys]

I put them to work believe me. Now the oldest is yapping about an allowance. She should be happy I feed her every other day. Don't want her getting fat and scaring away the human traffickers I plan to sell her to once her aunt flo comes to town.

Just stand over her bed in the morning with a bucket of ice water and ask if she still wants an allowance.

 

[Runwildboys]

Gotta say, there are some folks from the other forum who would hate this place. I just got two trophies for....well, I have no idea why I got them....but they hate the thought of trophies for everyone!

 

[CouchCoach]

You never told me you were in love with me! I always find these things out too late!

That's why I left, I didn't want to share you. Seeing you...posting with those other posters....them laughing with you and..........liking you. Then there would be multiple likes and I couldn't bear it. It was a like-o-rama and I was so jealous.

 

[CouchCoach]

Gotta say, there are some folks from the other forum who would hate this place. I just got two trophies for....well, I have no idea why I got them....but they hate the thought of trophies for everyone!

I gave you one of mine but you need to read the engraving closely. "Most Likely to be Banned for Lifetime Plus All Descendants". That's a lot to get on a small trophy.

 

[Runwildboys]

That's why I left, I didn't want to share you. Seeing you...posting with those other posters....them laughing with you and..........liking you. Then there would be multiple likes and I couldn't bear it. It was a like-o-rama and I was so jealous.

Well CC, likes are just the same as anything else; If all you do is give them away without getting any in return, eventually you're gonna run out. Yeah, I have no idea what that means, but it kinda sounds profound.

 

[Runwildboys]

I gave you one of mine but you need to read the engraving closely. "Most Likely to be Banned for Lifetime Plus All Descendants". That's a lot to get on a small trophy.

I'll just tell everyone it says, "Worlds Best Fan"........well, everyone except Gregg.

 

[nobody]

I'll just tell everyone it says, "Worlds Best Fan"........well, everyone except Gregg.

He's here you know.

 

[Runwildboys]

He's here you know.

I wouldn't have written that otherwise.

 

[CouchCoach]

Well CC, likes are just the same as anything else; If all you do is give them away without getting any in return, eventually you're gonna run out. Yeah, I have no idea what that means, but it kinda sounds profound.

Londy followed me here for a like and I think he's been watching me. I gave his like to a panhandler on I-35 today....he wept.

 

[Runwildboys]

Londy followed me here for a like and I think he's been watching me. I gave his like to a panhandler on I-35 today....he wept.

So much for the stiff upper lip myth. That saying probably just came about because the lips look stiff while they try to avoid touching those teeth.