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[VACowboy]

It's true for the entire East. All their boards are littered with year round Dallas coverage. It happens here on occasion but nothing near the level of obsession elsewhere.

I read Trolling The Nation but I don't visit opposition boards unless someone links a Cowboys-related thread. Please tell me the admins of other boards have enough self-respect not to do something mature and professional like the auto-correct of Romo's name that the mental giants at ES implemented.

 

[ActualCowboysFan]

I read Trolling The Nation but I don't visit opposition boards unless someone links a Cowboys-related thread. Please tell me the admins of other boards have enough self-respect not to do something mature and professional like the auto-correct of Romo's name that the mental giants at ES implemented.

Nah you want see that. If you're curious what they're saying just read what KJJ or Rwalters are cribbing.

 

[Cowboys_22]

I don't know one Commander fan, not relevant to me

 

[Direwolf63]

Wait to see what they say if Jaylon starts dominating as hoped.

That place will spontaneously combust.

 

[Daillest88]

No doubt! Way to bring the reason, Dog!

This I absolutely can't get my head around. I can understand being reasonable and objective on opponents' boards, but...

Some Commander fan:

Demarco Murray 29, who claims to be a Dallas fan:

The dood has 9k posts over there. Does he post here? Which one of you shot his dog? I mean, well, I got nothin'. Anybody?

Weakest excuse for a fan of any team that I have seen anywhere. Ever.

Yea it's funny they have cowboy fans there who post more on there board than they do on cowboy boards. Commanders fans even hate that place (extremeskins). Bh32 has no idea about football lol

 

[hornitosmonster]

That place is a dumpster fire

 

[Longboysfan]

Please. I live in Virginia. I have never seen a fanbase, team, beat media and owner so obsessed with another team as the Burgundy and Gold is with the Dallas Cowboys. If you live in or around DC, you know exactly what I mean.

It's the same in New York and Philadelphia.

 

[BigD16]

I once had a lab partner for a university class. The guy was cool so I figured I would just group up with him the rest of the semester. Second day of class I see him sitting there in full Commanders gear. I just went into fan autopilot and walked right past him to another table.

 

[Cebrin]

They should be more worried about signing that gunslinger Kirk 3rd Cousin to a 5 year $120M deal. Hurry up Daniel Snyder make Cowboy Nation proud!!!

Huge contract, but I like Cousins. He's just gonna get better if they build around him.

 

[Cebrin]

That was a delicious thread of crow for them to eat. Thanks for sharing.

 

[DCBoysfan]

How can anyone take a board seriously when it doesn't just encourage posters to act like children, it builds childish behavior into the fricking software? How can they enforce any sort of decorum when they have made dumb, inflammatory rhetoric mandatory? It's their board, but I don't know what they expect from visiting fans when they smear brainless crap like that in everybody's face right up front. That's a really low bar they set. Honestly, it's laughable, but I guess it just demonstrates the mentality of ES posters. I knew many posts there sounded juvenile, but, wow. The board itself makes anyone who types Tony's last name sound like a 13-year old, and a stupid 13-year old at that. "Huhuhuh! See what we did? Huhuhuh! Get it? Huhuhuh!" SO FUNNY!

Didn't Snyder buy that forum?

I wonder what their female posters think of that VERY clever feature.

Any ES posters reading this? Wanna help me out here? Feel free copy and cross-post.

Just...WOW.

On a lighter note, my favorite post...

bh32


Uh, a whole bunch of Commander fans posting in a now 7-page thread over the entire past year, and going strong into 2017?

Please. I live in Virginia. I have never seen a fanbase, team, beat media and owner so obsessed with another team as the Burgundy and Gold is with the Dallas Cowboys. If you live in or around DC, you know exactly what I mean.

I know!

 

[tyke1doe]

That was hilarious..................they start off saying Elliott is just a straight line runner and nothing special and then say Dak is not an MVP candidate because he has the best running back in the league taking the pressure off him.

So Zeke is nothing special but the reason Dak is nothing special is because Zeke is special

Never try to decipher Washingtonian logics. Just nod and say, "Okay."

 

[drawandstrike]

It's true for the entire East. All their boards are littered with year round Dallas coverage. It happens here on occasion but nothing near the level of obsession elsewhere.

A lot of the animosity is sheer regionalism. All the smart, elite Nor'eastern urbanites vs the stupid backwards rural poors of the South. They constantly describe Cowboy's fans in terms that denote this. 'Hillbillies', 'toothless', 'sister screwing inbreds', etc.

 

[MRV52]

Huge contract, but I like Cousins. He's just gonna get better if they build around him.

Cousins can't win the big game it seems. He is not a franchise QB in my mind. He is good but won't take them anywhere. I hope they lock him up for 5 years but I have a hunch they are going to franchise him again to see what he can do.

 

[Melonfeud]

I once had a lab partner for a university class. The guy was cool so I figured I would just group up with him the rest of the semester. Second day of class I see him sitting there in full Commanders gear. I just went into fan autopilot and walked right past him to another table.

That's too bad,bro! I personally think you missed out big time by not putting up with the **** that goes with being a cowboys fan,,, you could have ALWAYS thumbed the 1989 season into your lab bros eye,,,but yes,I kinda know where your coming from by moving , I've resented several of my friends on past occasions due to their gloating over my cowboy's loss on Sunday,,,,

 

[dallasdave]

That's too bad,bro! I personally think you missed out big time by not putting up with the **** that goes with being a cowboys fan,,, you could have ALWAYS thumbed the 1989 season into your lab bros eye,,,but yes,I kinda know where your coming from by moving , I've resented several of my friends on past occasions due to their gloating over my cowboy's loss on Sunday,,,,