CFZ Want Some Humor? Watch a typical Game Day Thread

[Runwildboys]

Also - a number of CZers bring over their sophmoric insults from the topics throughout the week over to the game-day thread.
During the Vikings game, there was a play where Prescott was flushed from the pocket; he was hesitating, waiting for someone to come open - but he could have taken off and ran for a 1st down + more yardage.
I posted my opinion...some clown responded 'go grab a Kleenex'
Would rather watch the game and ignore commenting than to put up with "members" who won't post their disagreement in a respectful manner.

Some people simply can't control their emotions, and they prove it when they accuse others of being emotional. What's funny is they often use all caps or multiple exclamation points to say it.

 

[Hardline]

I went over and looked at the real time game thread in a Giants forum. Every fan base does what we do in the game threads.

 

[Ken]

Did you think before you wrote that?!!!!!!!

No, all of my stuff stands the test of time. I don't make outlandish butt hurt statements that are not factual in the game theead.

 

[AsthmaField]

Yeah, I don’t go near those toxic game day threads. They’re ridiculous.

Besides, I just focus on what is going on in the game and talk about it later. That way I don’t miss anything.

I will do the game day threads in preseason sometimes, but not always.

But yes, Bob is exactly right… fans say the darndest things.

 

[Acceptablename]

If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

• “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
• “Terrible call.”
• “Dak is terrible”
• “Get ____ out of there”.
• “This offense is a joke.”
• “We get called for holding for that?”
• “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)

• “Great call.”
• “Where was that on the last drive?”
• “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
• “Just run the ball.”
• “Just pass the ball”
• “Dak still sucks.”

(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)

• “This defense is NOT elite”
• “Can’t stop anything”
• Parsons needs to play safety”
• “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
• “Refs just ignoring holding.”
• “Fire Quinn”
• “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)

(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)

• “Doomsday is back.”
• “This defense IS elite.”
• “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
• “Parsons for President.”
• “Quinn is a genius.”

(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)

• “Terrible call.”
• “Playcalling kills us again”.
• “Run the ball!”
• “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
• “Pass the ball!”
• “Moore trying to get cute”.

(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)

• “Great call”
• “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
• “That play works every time”
• “Dak still sucks”.

(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)

• “Refs screwing us as always”.
• “Finally…we get a call”.
• “We cannot let them score here.”
• “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
• “If they score here it’s over.”
• “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
• “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
• “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
• “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
• “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”

Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

Anybody reading this embarrassed or red-faced?

 

[tyke1doe]

If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

• “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
• “Terrible call.”
• “Dak is terrible”
• “Get ____ out of there”.
• “This offense is a joke.”
• “We get called for holding for that?”
• “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)

• “Great call.”
• “Where was that on the last drive?”
• “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
• “Just run the ball.”
• “Just pass the ball”
• “Dak still sucks.”

(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)

• “This defense is NOT elite”
• “Can’t stop anything”
• Parsons needs to play safety”
• “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
• “Refs just ignoring holding.”
• “Fire Quinn”
• “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)

(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)

• “Doomsday is back.”
• “This defense IS elite.”
• “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
• “Parsons for President.”
• “Quinn is a genius.”

(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)

• “Terrible call.”
• “Playcalling kills us again”.
• “Run the ball!”
• “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
• “Pass the ball!”
• “Moore trying to get cute”.

(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)

• “Great call”
• “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
• “That play works every time”
• “Dak still sucks”.

(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)

• “Refs screwing us as always”.
• “Finally…we get a call”.
• “We cannot let them score here.”
• “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
• “If they score here it’s over.”
• “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
• “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
• “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
• “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
• “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”

Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

You're correct, sir. The Dak anti-Dak debate cracks me up. We're in the middle of an offensive or defensive series, and the two sides are huddled in a corner having a parallel argument about Dak.

“It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

“Run the ball!”

Mine was ... Run ... the ... ball!!!!!

 

[AsthmaField]

Anybody reading this embarrassed or red-faced?

There certainly should be. A lot of them.

 

[tyke1doe]

I like the Game Day threads. Provide a sense of community. And allow you to vent in community. I like the raw and ridiculous reactions.

I've never understood why guys can't just ignore the posts they don't like.
I've started to learn this on the Internet - one of the things people hate the most is to be ignored, especially trolls.
Just ... don't ... respond.

Have your conversation and if they chime in, don't respond.
Why this is so hard, I don't understand. Shrug.

 

[ESisback]

If I have not been occupied with my new niece I would have probably said something stupid.

congrats

 

[big dog cowboy]

If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

• “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
• “Terrible call.”
• “Dak is terrible”
• “Get ____ out of there”.
• “This offense is a joke.”
• “We get called for holding for that?”
• “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)

• “Great call.”
• “Where was that on the last drive?”
• “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
• “Just run the ball.”
• “Just pass the ball”
• “Dak still sucks.”

(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)

• “This defense is NOT elite”
• “Can’t stop anything”
• Parsons needs to play safety”
• “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
• “Refs just ignoring holding.”
• “Fire Quinn”
• “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)

(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)

• “Doomsday is back.”
• “This defense IS elite.”
• “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
• “Parsons for President.”
• “Quinn is a genius.”

(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)

• “Terrible call.”
• “Playcalling kills us again”.
• “Run the ball!”
• “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
• “Pass the ball!”
• “Moore trying to get cute”.

(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)

• “Great call”
• “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
• “That play works every time”
• “Dak still sucks”.

(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)

• “Refs screwing us as always”.
• “Finally…we get a call”.
• “We cannot let them score here.”
• “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
• “If they score here it’s over.”
• “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
• “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
• “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
• “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
• “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”

Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

 

[Ranching]

To be fair, that was a huge game for the Cowboys. A must win for a November game. Emotions were high.

Grown men should be able to control their emotions......when sober. Therein lies the problem!! Lol!

 

[Ranching]

Jekyll & Hyde! Hilarious when we win, depressing rage stuff when we lose.

Many are still depressed or angry when we win, and some are happy when we lose so they can say that Dak or Zeke suck.

 

[cowboyec]

the refs were crapola.
and those announcers were AWFUL.

 

[cnuball21]

I’ve posted this elsewhere, but I checked out the Bills forum recently after an L and there were like 5 threads on the first page talking about a QB problem.

Our fans aren’t the only dumb ones.

 

[Cowboys5217]

It’s harmless fun.

I've read around on every other teams' forums over the years and one thing I can clearly say is that our fans are no different from any other fans. The same things get said by fans of other teams during their game threads. People are people.

 

[Cowboys5217]

Many are still depressed or angry when we win, and some are happy when we lose so they can say that Dak or Zeke suck.

Be careful there. You are one of the people that I think wants Dallas to lose so you can berate people for venting their frustration. Seen you do it plenty of times.

 

[CouchCoach]

LMAO, you know why so many are there? They've run out of family and friends to listen to them or watch them break furniture or try buying SB tickets online.

The greatest one I ever saw was the MNF game in BUF. If there were any shrinks watching that, they were calling the authorities for intervention for a flock of schizos bouncing off the walls.

 

[shabazz]

Many are still depressed or angry when we win, and some are happy when we lose so they can say that Dak or Zeke suck.

I don’t believe there are “many”, but there are certainly a few. I’ve seen it after the games that Rush won in and I’ve seen it after the games that Dak has won in but it’s really the exception rather than the rule.

some here have put a lot of effort and equity in defending Dak so naturally they’ll heavily critique the UDFA that filled his shoes nicely. Conversely, there are some here that do the same to Dak after a win even when he’s played well

I’d like to think that members that do it are in the vast minority.

 

[5Stars]

If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

• “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
• “Terrible call.”
• “Dak is terrible”
• “Get ____ out of there”.
• “This offense is a joke.”
• “We get called for holding for that?”
• “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)

• “Great call.”
• “Where was that on the last drive?”
• “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
• “Just run the ball.”
• “Just pass the ball”
• “Dak still sucks.”

(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)

• “This defense is NOT elite”
• “Can’t stop anything”
• Parsons needs to play safety”
• “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
• “Refs just ignoring holding.”
• “Fire Quinn”
• “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)

(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)

• “Doomsday is back.”
• “This defense IS elite.”
• “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
• “Parsons for President.”
• “Quinn is a genius.”

(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)

• “Terrible call.”
• “Playcalling kills us again”.
• “Run the ball!”
• “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
• “Pass the ball!”
• “Moore trying to get cute”.

(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)

• “Great call”
• “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
• “That play works every time”
• “Dak still sucks”.

(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)

• “Refs screwing us as always”.
• “Finally…we get a call”.
• “We cannot let them score here.”
• “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
• “If they score here it’s over.”
• “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
• “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
• “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
• “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
• “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”

Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

Hole up for a minute, BrB...gonna hit a bowl and ask you just how much is Reality paying you mods to gather all that simple minded stuff?

I was reading all that and thought, that is just sad that I could write a country song.

 

[Proof]

Sometimes I join in, but I find it distracting at times when I'm trying to watch the game. I end up missing plays, or just not paying close enough attention to remember plays.

Risen is similar, but he avoids it because it moves too fast for him to accumulate likes