CFZ Want Some Humor? Watch a typical Game Day Thread

[lukin2006]

26 or 27 of no real playoff success will do that to us fans...lol

 

[lukin2006]

I was the “Kellen Moore is an idiot” guy.
I’m not a fan of him getting cute with the football.
I agree though, the game day thread is hilarious!

I think many people call him an idiot during the thread...lol

 

[5Stars]

Grown men should be able to control their emotions......when sober. Therein lies the problem!! Lol!

Then put that beer down!

You don't like drinking with us stupid fools?

Smoke a sweet bowl...think about how cool it's going to be for us Cowboy fans to relax for a few days and watch the games go on. Maybe snag a guitar...good things going on.

 

[THEHEREAFTER]

Following a game day thread is an emotional suicide. Don't have the heart or the stomach for it. Hell it's difficult to come here after a WIN. It's fire everyone 24/7 almost.

 

[Ranching]

Be careful there. You are one of the people that I think wants Dallas to lose so you can berate people for venting their frustration. Seen you do it plenty of times.

I berate them whether we win or lose. I don't like the stupidity of fans calling players or coaches morons, idiots, stupid, Fat Mike, Ewok etc! Venting frustration is fine, but personal attacks are not cool with me.

 

[Proof]

Yeah, I don’t go near those toxic game day threads. They’re ridiculous.

Besides, I just focus on what is going on in the game and talk about it later. That way I don’t miss anything.

I will do the game day threads in preseason sometimes, but not always.

But yes, Bob is exactly right… fans say the darndest things.

i only jump in after a particularly spectacular play because i have to voice it somewher elol

 

[Diehardblues]

If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

• “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
• “Terrible call.”
• “Dak is terrible”
• “Get ____ out of there”.
• “This offense is a joke.”
• “We get called for holding for that?”
• “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)

• “Great call.”
• “Where was that on the last drive?”
• “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
• “Just run the ball.”
• “Just pass the ball”
• “Dak still sucks.”

(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)

• “This defense is NOT elite”
• “Can’t stop anything”
• Parsons needs to play safety”
• “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
• “Refs just ignoring holding.”
• “Fire Quinn”
• “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)

(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)

• “Doomsday is back.”
• “This defense IS elite.”
• “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
• “Parsons for President.”
• “Quinn is a genius.”

(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)

• “Terrible call.”
• “Playcalling kills us again”.
• “Run the ball!”
• “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
• “Pass the ball!”
• “Moore trying to get cute”.

(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)

• “Great call”
• “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
• “That play works every time”
• “Dak still sucks”.

(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)

• “Refs screwing us as always”.
• “Finally…we get a call”.
• “We cannot let them score here.”
• “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
• “If they score here it’s over.”
• “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
• “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
• “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
• “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
• “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”

Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

It would be too distracting from the game for me. I guess fans who aren’t able to watch the game is a way to keep up. Or maybe for fans watching the game alone .

 

[Bobhaze]

26 or 27 of no real playoff success will do that to us fans...lol

Apparently for some fans, so will a three and out, lol.

 

[guag]

It would be too distracting from the game for me. I guess fans who aren’t able to watch the game is a way to keep up. Or maybe for fans watching the game alone .

I'm always alone when watching the games, so that's why I'm always in the GameDay threads. It provides a sense of fellowship during the games.

 

[Section446]

A lot of truth in those threads.

 

[fivetwos]

Any reasonably decent conversation or game analysis is impossible with most posts being 2-3 words….something like “we suck.”

Pages go by and anything worthwhile gets buried immediately.

People incessantly feel the need to write something like “yay, TD.”

Yeah we know.

Dunno if there’s a way to have a real discussion game thread vs a BS one. I wouldn’t think so since most think they are being profound by asking how a decent player that just got beat on a play is still in the league.

 

[guag]

Any reasonably decent conversation or game analysis is impossible with most posts being 2-3 words….something like “we suck.”

Pages go by and anything worthwhile gets buried immediately.

People incessantly feel the need to write something like “yay, TD.”

Yeah we know.

Dunno if there’s a way to have a real discussion game thread vs a BS one. I wouldn’t think so since most think they are being profound by asking how a decent player that just got beat on a play is still in the league.

Yeah, if you're looking for conversation, the GameDay threads ain't it lol. It's really just a stream of consciousness.

 

[817Gill]

And that was a game we won lol. The Tampa thread was unreal

The fact that people were acting like a 7 year multi pro bowl veteran was exposed into showing his “true colors” of being a bad QB was so crazy.

Like what player in the history of the NFL fools the league for 7 years and it all comes crashing down in a week 1 game lol. So wild.

 

[Rockport]

If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

• “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
• “Terrible call.”
• “Dak is terrible”
• “Get ____ out of there”.
• “This offense is a joke.”
• “We get called for holding for that?”
• “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)

• “Great call.”
• “Where was that on the last drive?”
• “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
• “Just run the ball.”
• “Just pass the ball”
• “Dak still sucks.”

(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)

• “This defense is NOT elite”
• “Can’t stop anything”
• Parsons needs to play safety”
• “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
• “Refs just ignoring holding.”
• “Fire Quinn”
• “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)

(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)

• “Doomsday is back.”
• “This defense IS elite.”
• “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
• “Parsons for President.”
• “Quinn is a genius.”

(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)

• “Terrible call.”
• “Playcalling kills us again”.
• “Run the ball!”
• “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
• “Pass the ball!”
• “Moore trying to get cute”.

(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)

• “Great call”
• “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
• “That play works every time”
• “Dak still sucks”.

(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)

• “Refs screwing us as always”.
• “Finally…we get a call”.
• “We cannot let them score here.”
• “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
• “If they score here it’s over.”
• “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
• “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
• “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
• “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
• “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”

Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

I wish we could put names to these comments.

 

[lukin2006]

Apparently for some fans, so will a three and out, lol.

 

[john van brocklin]

If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

• “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
• “Terrible call.”
• “Dak is terrible”
• “Get ____ out of there”.
• “This offense is a joke.”
• “We get called for holding for that?”
• “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)

• “Great call.”
• “Where was that on the last drive?”
• “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
• “Just run the ball.”
• “Just pass the ball”
• “Dak still sucks.”

(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)

• “This defense is NOT elite”
• “Can’t stop anything”
• Parsons needs to play safety”
• “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
• “Refs just ignoring holding.”
• “Fire Quinn”
• “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)

(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)

• “Doomsday is back.”
• “This defense IS elite.”
• “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
• “Parsons for President.”
• “Quinn is a genius.”

(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)

• “Terrible call.”
• “Playcalling kills us again”.
• “Run the ball!”
• “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
• “Pass the ball!”
• “Moore trying to get cute”.

(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)

• “Great call”
• “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
• “That play works every time”
• “Dak still sucks”.

(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)

• “Refs screwing us as always”.
• “Finally…we get a call”.
• “We cannot let them score here.”
• “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
• “If they score here it’s over.”
• “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
• “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
• “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
• “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
• “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”

Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

I love the GameDay threads.
It's like watching the game with other Cowboys fans.
I hate missing it, when I am otherwise not available.

 

[plasticman]

A while back I made up a bingo game comprised of those reactions.

I called it "Game Thread Bingo"

The way the game works is you fill out a 3X3 or 4X4 card with those comments. Each time someone post an eligible comment, you cross out that corresponding comment on your card of 4X4 comments.

The first one to cross out a row, column, or diagonal wins.

I got three out quick but it took a whole ten minutes later to get "Fire the Head Coach".

it was kind of an inside joke to four or five of us after that. For almost a year if someone had a comment on the game thread, one of us would follow it up with a one word response.......Bingo!

 

[Bobhaze]

A while back I made up a bingo game comprised of those reactions.

I called it "Game Thread Bingo"

The way the game works is you fill out a 3X3 or 4X4 card with those comments. Each time someone post an eligible comment, you cross out that corresponding comment on your card of 4X4 comments.

The first one to cross out a row, column, or diagonal wins.

I got three out quick but it took a whole ten minutes later to get "Fire the Head Coach".

it was kind of an inside joke to four or five of us after that. For almost a year if someone had a comment on the game thread, one of us would follow it up with a one word response.......Bingo!

That is hilarious!

 

[Creeper]

Grown men should be able to control their emotions......when sober. Therein lies the problem!! Lol!

I can't drink anymore but if I could you can bet I would be drinking heavily during every Cowboys Giants game.