What could make the Jones family sell?

[ShiningStar]

Threads like this should be closed with the last post being

IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN


and than make an example of the poster.

 

[fivetwos]

Well let’s see what the next three years of like five, six and four wins brings.

They are getting worse each off-season while the rest of the division is improving, at the same time the 60m QB had a significant injury that is all but guaranteed to limit him even further.

Maybe they don’t sell, but at least get out of the way and hire someone capable…and shut up.

 

[SultanOfSix]

Compromising pictures.

 

[john van brocklin]

Some good anti Jerry posts floating around which got me thinking about the scene in Dumb and Dumber when Jim Carrey is getting rejected by Lauren Holly and uttered that often used line “…so your saying there’s a chance….”

Anyhow, it a sad state so might as well dream a bit. What could make the Jones family sell? In my opinion there is a non-zero chance one or more of these things might happen.

1. Scandal they can’t run from
2. Jerry leaves this earth and Stevie is not all in
3. Houston wins a Super Bowl and the league gets annoyed with Jerry and puts a team in San Antonio
4. Private Equity goes “full ******” and pays $15B for the team
5. More circling the drain which forces a major fan and alumni backlash
6. Texas Oil money comes knocking and convinces Jerry to sell
7. Team operating revenue takes a dirt nap and Jerry grabs the remaining value while he can
8. Father and son ego war

Anyhow I think any of these are viable. So what I am saying is there’s always a chance.

Thoughts? Thank you.

Isn't it sad that instead of discussing football related moves, we are reduced to this kind of speculation?
We are the Washington Deadskins except we still have Dan Snyder.
A terrible owner can pretty much ruin a NFL franchise.

 

[ArtClink]

Jerry will never sell because he needs ownership to continue his rock star lifestyle (a hooker in every city) and he loves parading around before a game signing autographs for fans.

 

[ArtClink]

Compromising pictures.

There have been compromising pics and videos for decades.

 

[rags747]

I’m holding out hope that the Saudis make him an offer he can’t refuse.

Would absolutely love the Saudis to own the team! We would play in a $5B stadium, camels with cheerleaders on them on the sidelines. It would piss so many people off that I would absolutely make a donation to be able to witness such an event.

 

[Runwildboys]

Some good anti Jerry posts floating around which got me thinking about the scene in Dumb and Dumber when Jim Carrey is getting rejected by Lauren Holly and uttered that often used line “…so your saying there’s a chance….”

Anyhow, it a sad state so might as well dream a bit. What could make the Jones family sell? In my opinion there is a non-zero chance one or more of these things might happen.

1. Scandal they can’t run from
2. Jerry leaves this earth and Stevie is not all in
3. Houston wins a Super Bowl and the league gets annoyed with Jerry and puts a team in San Antonio
4. Private Equity goes “full ******” and pays $15B for the team
5. More circling the drain which forces a major fan and alumni backlash
6. Texas Oil money comes knocking and convinces Jerry to sell
7. Team operating revenue takes a dirt nap and Jerry grabs the remaining value while he can
8. Father and son ego war

Anyhow I think any of these are viable. So what I am saying is there’s always a chance.

Thoughts? Thank you.

I wonder if he'd trade for a JW Blue distillery.

 

[acr731]

Some good anti Jerry posts floating around which got me thinking about the scene in Dumb and Dumber when Jim Carrey is getting rejected by Lauren Holly and uttered that often used line “…so your saying there’s a chance….”

Anyhow, it a sad state so might as well dream a bit. What could make the Jones family sell? In my opinion there is a non-zero chance one or more of these things might happen.

1. Scandal they can’t run from
2. Jerry leaves this earth and Stevie is not all in
3. Houston wins a Super Bowl and the league gets annoyed with Jerry and puts a team in San Antonio
4. Private Equity goes “full ******” and pays $15B for the team
5. More circling the drain which forces a major fan and alumni backlash
6. Texas Oil money comes knocking and convinces Jerry to sell
7. Team operating revenue takes a dirt nap and Jerry grabs the remaining value while he can
8. Father and son ego war

Anyhow I think any of these are viable. So what I am saying is there’s always a chance.

Thoughts? Thank you.

Well, the entire family could hop onto Jerry's obnoxious boat and go for a one way trip to the middle of the Pacific, and get swallowed by massive wave that sends the boat 14,000 feet to the bottom.

No more Jones's left means instant sell. Morbid, I know, but name another way a Jones no longer runs the team.

 

[acr731]

Compromising pictures.

those have already come out.... My wife would have murdered me in my sleep. But I don't have 14 billion reason why she laugh and just look the other way.

 

[ArtClink]

those have already come out.... My wife would have murdered me in my sleep. But I don't have 14 billion reason why she laugh and just look the other way.

Great pic of the father of the year.

 

[Prossman2]

Some good anti Jerry posts floating around which got me thinking about the scene in Dumb and Dumber when Jim Carrey is getting rejected by Lauren Holly and uttered that often used line “…so your saying there’s a chance….”

Anyhow, it a sad state so might as well dream a bit. What could make the Jones family sell? In my opinion there is a non-zero chance one or more of these things might happen.

1. Scandal they can’t run from
2. Jerry leaves this earth and Stevie is not all in
3. Houston wins a Super Bowl and the league gets annoyed with Jerry and puts a team in San Antonio
4. Private Equity goes “full ******” and pays $15B for the team
5. More circling the drain which forces a major fan and alumni backlash
6. Texas Oil money comes knocking and convinces Jerry to sell
7. Team operating revenue takes a dirt nap and Jerry grabs the remaining value while he can
8. Father and son ego war

Anyhow I think any of these are viable. So what I am saying is there’s always a chance.

Thoughts? Thank you.

Armagedón

 

[big dog cowboy]

What could make the Jones family sell?

 

[CowboysRule]

The NFL become a long term non profitable entity!
200 years from now, Jerry Jones the 8th is going to be the owner.
Everyone should resign themselves to that reality so that when can move beyond this delusion and actually have constructive conversations!

It will never happen. People here love to hate on Jerry. If he sold the team it would only be a matter of time before they turned on the new owner. There always has to be someone to blame.

 

[Cowboys_22]

If the Cowboys lose their America’s Team title to ….the iggles or packers

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Some good anti Jerry posts floating around which got me thinking about the scene in Dumb and Dumber when Jim Carrey is getting rejected by Lauren Holly and uttered that often used line “…so your saying there’s a chance….”

Anyhow, it a sad state so might as well dream a bit. What could make the Jones family sell? In my opinion there is a non-zero chance one or more of these things might happen.

1. Scandal they can’t run from
2. Jerry leaves this earth and Stevie is not all in
3. Houston wins a Super Bowl and the league gets annoyed with Jerry and puts a team in San Antonio
4. Private Equity goes “full ******” and pays $15B for the team
5. More circling the drain which forces a major fan and alumni backlash
6. Texas Oil money comes knocking and convinces Jerry to sell
7. Team operating revenue takes a dirt nap and Jerry grabs the remaining value while he can
8. Father and son ego war

Anyhow I think any of these are viable. So what I am saying is there’s always a chance.

Thoughts? Thank you.

Multiple paternity lawsuits? Or an assault charge?

 

[TequilaCowboy]

Only way is a scenario where Charlotte takes charge and I feel she will do the right thing and hire the proper FO personnel and HC to run things. She will still be making tons of cash.

Let’s face it, they will never sell.

 

[BHendri5]

Some good anti Jerry posts floating around which got me thinking about the scene in Dumb and Dumber when Jim Carrey is getting rejected by Lauren Holly and uttered that often used line “…so your saying there’s a chance….”

Anyhow, it a sad state so might as well dream a bit. What could make the Jones family sell? In my opinion there is a non-zero chance one or more of these things might happen.

1. Scandal they can’t run from
2. Jerry leaves this earth and Stevie is not all in
3. Houston wins a Super Bowl and the league gets annoyed with Jerry and puts a team in San Antonio
4. Private Equity goes “full ******” and pays $15B for the team
5. More circling the drain which forces a major fan and alumni backlash
6. Texas Oil money comes knocking and convinces Jerry to sell
7. Team operating revenue takes a dirt nap and Jerry grabs the remaining value while he can
8. Father and son ego war

Anyhow I think any of these are viable. So what I am saying is there’s always a chance.

Thoughts? Thank you.

I hope nothing makes them sell

 

[diamonddelts]

When Doves cry.

 

[CowboyoWales]

Complete collapse of the fandom and fan base for all things Dallas Cowboys.

Basically they are going to lose everything they built unless they cash out quickly.

Yep, AT repeatedly full of opposing fans......with the media powerful enough to question Jerry (without fear). Jerry gets a free hand in the local media, he wants some UK gutter press, with an agenda. Then again Jerry identifies the 'friendly' media, and everyone are 'wannabe' friendly media.

He's old school and sensitive to criticism, he looks at print and TV, he wants to be identified as THE CAUSE.....until he melts down (hands to Stephen, who wont last a season, because he's already got the target and hasnt got Jerry's immunity).