What Is The Creepiest Thing About You?

[Bob Sacamano]

What are you doing this weekend?!?!:laugh2:

that's freaking disgusting dude

I'm permanently scarred

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Put down the banjo, I'm not going on a canoe trip with you. :laugh2:

But we can make some killer money up here. I can call you Twinkie Tom.

 

[Doomsday101]

But we can make some killer money up here. I can call you Twinkie Tom.

OK then but the 1st time you ask me to squeal like a pig I'm leaving.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

OK then but the 1st time you ask me to squeal like a pig I'm leaving.

I don't mess with the pigs...I am too afraid one might wind up being the bacon on my plate one day.:

 

[DallasEast]

lol, wut did I do?

Sorry. Reflex. : :

 

[DallasEast]

Around the lousiana texas border I used to get a laugh at seeing those armadillo's and someone would stop and put a beer can between their legs...looked like they passed out drinking.:laugh2:

:laugh1:

Armadillos commit highway suicide. I'm being serious for those who do not know how they react under stress.

When threatened, an armadillo's first response is to stand still and/or roll up into a defensive ball, thus taking advantage of their armored hide. However, if they feel an even worse threat approaching, they involuntarily jump straight up in the air. So, for those who have had the good fortune to never run over one, this is what usually happens when vehicles and armadillos meet on the highway:

Mr. 'I have poor eyesight' Armadillo begins his trek across the road.

Suddenly, he senses something approaching him!

He stops dead in his tracks!

He may even try curling up, but he keeps his feet underneath him.

Nothing he does eases his growing apprehension because it (e.g. your vehicle) is still coming for him! So, either JUST BEFORE he's right in front of your automobile OR when he's directly underneath your ride...

...HE JUMPS STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR!

What Mr. Armadillo didn't expect was throwing his body either directly into the path of your vehicle or into your vehicle's undercarriage.

Ergo, highway suicide or armadillo roadkill. I will give Mr. Armadillo credit for at least reacting. Dr. Deer, on the other hand, is just stupid roadkill. "Hey! I'm a deer! I'm in the middle of the road! I can't move! Do you see my eyes???"

:laugh2:

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

My natural non-emotional look makes me seem like I'm really a mean person (normally referenced in a term that rhymes with "bass pole"). I guess that goes with the territory of being bald with a goatee, bt it is not the case at all for those that know me.

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

Manson thinks hes mind humping people when all he does is answer questions w/ a question.

Something like

"Do you feel bad about killing innocent people?"

- "Does the Government feel bad for corrupting our souls w/ greed and envy?"

...something like that


And idiots here his charismatic ramblings and buy into that

I didn't kill nobody, I think it and it happens

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

I didn't kill nobody, I think it and it happens

Its ironic I used the wrong hear w/ the grammar thread going

 

[vta]

Manson thinks hes mind humping people when all he does is answer questions w/ a question.

Something like

"Do you feel bad about killing innocent people?"

- "Does the Government feel bad for corrupting our souls w/ greed and envy?"

...something like that


And idiots here his charismatic ramblings and buy into that

Yeah, it's amazing how the acts of that scumbag are romanticized with such compelling language in the recounting of his and his losers' acts; as if it weren't just a case misanthropic losers, feeding off each others idiocy.

The guy's a midget, facing down life in prison. He knew he was probably going to be torn apart by real criminals so he concocted a larger than life, crazy persona.

 

[WarC]

I was the kind of kid that cheered for the Empire in Star Wars. The bad guys are always cooler, and better dressed.

 

[CF74]

This question is spurred by a conversation I overheard my daughter having with a friend of hers. She told her friend this, and the reply was, "that's creepy." I don't think so, but it prompted this thread. So maybe it is.

I have always been fascinated with Serial Killers or Sociopaths. I cannot explain why, I just am. It started for me in elementary school when I read a book about unsolved mysteries. One of the stories was Lizzie Borden and another was Jack the Ripper.

That led me into studying stuff like Ed Gein, Charles Manson, Al Capone, the Zodiac killer, the Night Stalker, the Black Dahlia murder, Jeffrey Dahmer, the Green River killer, BTK, Ted Bundy and countless others.

I'm especially fascinated when the killers leave clues as if they want you to try and catch them. The Zodiac, BTK, and Jack the Ripper in particular. I read one time where the Ripper left a poem inside the heart cavity of one of his victims. It said.

I'm not a ghoul
I'm not a stripper
Just your friendly neighborhood
Jack the Ripper

I can't say I'm obsessed with them, but they do fascinate me and I often can't wait to read about them. My wife and kids shudder when they see a book on my desk sometimes.

No one fascinates me more than Manson. I would never write to any of these monsters the way some idiots do, but if someone told me I could talk to Charlie, I probably would. I think because I've seen so many interviews with the guy where he talks in circles and refuses to be pinned down. Part of me thinks I could make him very nervous and I would like to see that in his eyes for some reason.

Could it be because deep down in your conscience you realize it could easily be you? Not that you admire them but life has made you realize we are all frail in some form or fashion, and if not for certain fortunate events in our lives, we aren't so different?

 

[Faerluna]

When one of my cats dies, I have them cremated and keep their ashes in urns.

 

[vta]

When one of my cats dies, I have them cremated and keep their ashes in urns.

Aww, I thought you were going to say you have them stuffed...
That would be damned weird.

 

[Faerluna]

Aww, I thought you were going to say you have them stuffed...
That would be damned weird.

Ewww. Way too creepy! lol

 

[Biggems]

my stare.....i can glare and glare and glare, with little or no blinking....burning a hole right through you....and penetrating the very fiber of your soul.

i get this feeling that my refraining from the consumption of alcoholic beverages is seen as creepy by women. i dont know why, but it seems to weird them out and even makes them standoffish, just cause i wont drink.

im nowhere near as creepy as Hos....I mean, I dont wear the skin of my human victims.....jk Hos:laugh1:

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Ewww. Way too creepy! lol

Yes.

I can see your urns. They're very nice.

 

[Biggems]

Aww, I thought you were going to say you have them stuffed...
That would be damned weird.

Imagine moving into a new neighborhood. You already spent a buttload on your new house. Well about a week after you move in you are invited over by your new neighbor. You bring over a token of appreciation, a pie or something. When you walk inside, you see that your neighbor's home is filled with several generations of his taxodermied relatives....including his parents and grandparents.....

now that would be creepy.

 

[DemonBlood]

For fun, I like to walk around the city carrying a big sign on a stick. I tell everyone that will listen to me that I think the end is nigh.

Also, my name is Walter Kovacs. Though, if I hear you call me that, I might break your face.

Creepy right?

 

[Biggems]

creepy is all the Santas who sit there in their drunken stupors with hard-ons, while kid after kid sits on their lap and asks for presents.

creepy is when the kids sit on the easter bunny's lap to take a pic and get stabbed by his carrot.

creepy is that one house on the street that never turns the light on for Halloween. not only creepy, but cheap.

creepy is 20 something guys who cruise high schools for dates...and even creepier are the girls and parents who allow this nonsense. stupid chicks falling for pedos and making excuses for it.

creepy is being a black person or a hot naked co-ed in a horror movie.....not just creepy, but scary. you know your butt is about to end up 6 ft deep.

creepy is calling someone private and just breathing into the phone.....or even making The Grudge noise.