What is the dumbest/worst song of all time IYO?

Not only one of the dumbest songs of all time (what on earth is a 'safety dance' anyway?), it is also a terrible video. I don't get anything about this song. Yet, somehow this song made it into Billboards top 10 in the early 1980's. Dumber for watching it.

[youtube]AjPau5QYtYs[/youtube]
 
Wimbo;3459396 said:
Not only one of the dumbest songs of all time (what on earth is a 'safety dance' anyway?), it is also a terrible video. I don't get anything about this song. Yet, somehow this song made it into Billboards top 10 in the early 1980's. Dumber for watching it.

[youtube]AjPau5QYtYs[/youtube]

Good one.

Every time I hear that stupid song, it reminds of a guy I used to work with who used to dance to it.
 
Joe Realist;3458950 said:
another:


[youtube]ULI5kolBpAk[/youtube]

I see your Don Johnson and raise you a Philip Michael Thomas :D

[youtube]sLRwdbg1xME[/youtube]
 
For serious songs: Dennis DeYoung singing like a girl + Alien abduction = Stupid. Come Sail Away, Styx. Hands down.
 
chicken noodle soup, with a soda on the side

[youtube]sFav9P54JUA[/youtube]

Just When You Thought It Was Safe.
We're Back.
Voice Of Harlem,
Kingdom,
You Remember.
I Got The Finest.
Your Highness.
Young B.

I Got Ma Man.
I Got Ma Main,
Ma Main,
Ma Main, Ma Main Man
The Party King.
Webstar
Lets Go.

(Yea)
Ya'll Already Know Who This Is.
We Got Another One.
I Got Ma ***** AG.
The Voice Of Harlem
I Ma Girl Young B.
Ya'll Already Know What It Is
(And Let It Rain. Lets Go)
Once Again
(And Let It Rain Lets Go)
(Lets Go)
Its The DJ Webstar

A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out

And Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain.
(DJ Webstar)
And Clear It Out

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out

And Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain.
(DJ Webstar)

I Was On 119th In Lexington
Black Sidekick On The Nexington
Shorty Say Yo, I Look Left
And Then
I'm Like I Wanna Mess Wit Him

A Let It Rain. (Let It Rain)
And Clear It Out. (Clear It Out)
A Let It Rain. (let It Rain)
And Clear It Out. (Clear It Out)
A Let It Rain. (Young B)
And Clear It Out (Webstar)
Let It Rain. (Yea Yea)
And Clear It Out (The Voice)

I Was On 114th At The Kingdom Game
Ag On The Mike Doing His Thing.
Walked In The Park, The Screaming Ma Name
Stop.....! Now Look At The Chain.

(Young B)
Let It Rain.
(Your Doing It Baby)
Clear It Out.
Let It Rain. Clear It Out.
(And I Don't Know, Maybe)
Let It Rain. Clear It Out.
(Just Do It Lady)
Let It Rain. Clear It Out.

I Was On 4-5th
In The Whippington.
Ears, neck and wrist Was Glissing
Eyes Low Like I'm Blowing Piffington.
Girls Talk Slick
But They Whispering

A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out

DJ WEBSTAR

And Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. Clear It Out

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Young B, Webstar And GDOT
Doing Our Thing.
It Comes Naturally
We Getting, So We Fly
As Can Be
So All Ya'll Wack
Lables Stop Tryina Sign Me

All The World
Clear It Out
Uptown
Clear It Out
Downtown
Clear It Out
Eastside
Clear It Out
Westside
Clear It Out
Webstar
Clear It Out
G South
Clear It Out
Ma ***** Smooth
Clear It Out
 
i also submit for 'the song that never ends' for most annoying

[youtube]HNTxr2NJHa0[/youtube]

and 'yellow submarine' for stupidest

[youtube]MCsYDZ2M04M[/youtube]
 
Oh, I am so going to win this one.

[youtube]_1zJeGf-gpc[/youtube]



Followed closely by...

[youtube]yo4glASbEh4[/youtube]



Anyone who thinks they know something worse than the top one is out of their ever loving mind.
 
[YOUTUBE]jamJ4-C_TME[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]PJQVlVHsFF8[/YOUTUBE]
 
Idgit;3459420 said:
For serious songs: Dennis DeYoung singing like a girl + Alien abduction = Stupid. Come Sail Away, Styx. Hands down.
Great song in 1977.
 
jimmy40;3459611 said:
Great song in 1977.

Dumbest. Song. Ever.
Alien abduction? Come on. It barely beats our Mr. Roboto.
 
The Ominous;3459448 said:
[youtube]_dGcYH6Fwj8[/youtube]

/thread

I've got too many of the last one's posted on my iTunes. Barbie Girl, GREAT memories from that song. I used to date a girl back in 1998 who loved that song. She used to dress up as a school girl back in the day when we'd hit 6th Street, a few years before Brittany Spears made it popular.

She used to say she was my Barbie Girl. You could learn to love that song with the proper motivation.

Think I've also got the Jermaine Stewart song and for sure Men Without Hats. Also Abracadabra, and I Ran.

To really sink low, I have the album Mr. Roboto. Yeah, the actual vinyl LP.
 

Forum statistics

Threads
464,089
Messages
13,788,215
Members
23,772
Latest member
BAC2662
Back
Top