What Is The Funniest Joke You Know By Heart?

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A 3-year-old boy sits next to a pregnant woman on the bus. Blinking, he blatantly asks her, "Why do you look so fat?" The mom-to-be, charmed by the child's boldness, responds, "I have a baby inside of me!" Looking perplexed, the boy then asks, "Is it a good baby?" "Yes," replies the pregnant woman. "So then why did you eat it?"

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