What is your Top 5 Worst Movies?

[timb2]

I figure we can help others not have to endure what we experienced by watching these awful movies.


1-Cry Baby( Stars Johnny Depp)
Had a star studded cast but the story is awful. The acting is over the top which I think they thought was funny.

2- Rollerball( The 2002 remake not the original in 1975 with James Caan)
This remake is awful Adam Kline is bland as the lead hero. Kline is so exciting it reminds me of watching paint drying. They changed the story of the original which had a social message to just playing a weird game with no thought process and let's include a love interest. Just missed the mark went totally over the maker's head of a story and an idea WHY THEY ARE PLAYING THIS GAME.

3- Year One (starring Jack Black)
Suppose to be a comedy,but the jokes are horrible and Jack Black dead pan looks can't save this nonsense. The story is choppy so it is confusing to understand what the funny part is suppose to be


4-Pinnochio( Starring Robert Benini)
A live action Pinnochio. AVOID IT. It's Benini just acting silly and stupid thinking that's going to get a laugh.

5-Forever Purge( Out in theaters right now)
So cheesey,so predictable,bad acting,bad script but we can save this mess with just blood & violence.FAIL.

 

[RJ_MacReady]

Two most overhyped, "Critically Acclaimed" pieces of garbage:
- Mystic River
- Crash


- Everything with Ben Affleck in it (save for Dazed and Confused/Dogma)

- Red Dawn (remake). I only watched it to confirm that it would suck. Yup...it made me angry and pissed that they had the gall to try remaking that gem.


The this one is going to bring on the flames, but award for the most overhyped "Cult Classic" goes to:
- Boondock Saints

 

[dsturgeon]

cast away
mars attacks
last airbender
logan

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Freddie got fingered I liked Tom Green on his show and various movies he has been in but this one was over the top bad.

Anything by Uwe Boll.

Starship Troopers 2

Master of Disguise likes most of Dana Carveys stuff but this one was bad. Only part I liked was scene where he does Quint from Jaws.


Majority of the lame parody movies. Scary movie 2 was about the only one I liked.

 

[DallasEast]

#5 Exorcist II: The Heretic

#4 Bloodrayne

#3 The Happening

Note: I stop watching M. Night Shyamalan movies with this R-rated debacle, made an exception two years later with his remake of The Last Airbender, cussed myself for doing so, and have not watched another one of his movies since.

#2 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengenance

#1 The Kindred

 

[cowboyec]

dune.
2001 space odyssey...hate it still...arthur c clarke is a pompus ***.
bonfire of the vanities
anything with meryl streep
the lone ranger...armie hammer sucked...johnny depp was great.
should've been animated.

 

[jsb357]

Heartburn
The Brothers Grimm
anything Charlie's Angels related
Dude Where's my Car

 

[jsb357]

"RJ_MacReady,

- Mystic River

Mystic River is good but VERY dark
so dark a LOT of people won't like it

 

[CouchCoach]

Mama Mia
Mama Mia
Mama Mia
Mama Mia
Mama Mia II, but I never saw it.

 

[Montanalo]

Battlefield Earth with John Travolta

Howard the Duck

Jack and Jill with Adam Sandler

Almost any of the late 1950's to 1960's science fiction movies. Case in point, "Santa Claus conquers the Martians"

Exorcist 2

 

[RJ_MacReady]

Mystic River is good but VERY dark
so dark a LOT of people won't like it

It didn't seem too dark or anything to me. Had it not have been so hyped by Hollywood, I would've just put it in the "very meh" category and forgot about it. However, it was rolled out as the best film in a decade or something. It was Penn's Masterpiece. I was excited to watch it for Tim Robbins and the buzz about it, but it was very underwhelming. But that's just me.

 

[DallasEast]

Howard the Duck

I forgot all about Howard the Duck. How the heck did THAT ever happen? Terrible movie.

 

[cowboyec]

the watchmen...never heard of the graphic novel...wasn't familiar with the characters.
hated every second of that awful film.

 

[kskboys]

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Battlefield Earth(Excellent book, horrific movie)

Out of Africa(GF made me see it)

The English Patient(Tried to get through it because it won awards. Any respect I tried to have for Academy Awards swirled down the toilet after this POS)

7 Days and 6 Nights

 

[Runwildboys]

Two most overhyped, "Critically Acclaimed" pieces of garbage:
- Mystic River
- Crash


- Everything with Ben Affleck in it (save for Dazed and Confused/Dogma)

- Red Dawn (remake). I only watched it to confirm that it would suck. Yup...it made me angry and pissed that they had the gall to try remaking that gem.


The this one is going to bring on the flames, but award for the most overhyped "Cult Classic" goes to:
- Boondock Saints

Boondock Saints, seriously? I usually don't care much for those type of movies, but that one was fantastic. Great action, and hilarious dialogue. To each his own, but if I were going with "overhyped" movies, I'd put every Tarantino flick way ahead of this.

 

[Runwildboys]

the watchmen...never heard of the graphic novel...wasn't familiar with the characters.
hated every second of that awful film.

I didn't care for the movie either, but the more recent series is excellent.

 

[kskboys]

Spoofs are supposed to be bad. Don't really get listing them in your worst movies list.

 

[DallasEast]

Out of Africa(GF made me see it)

Here are the movies nominated by the Academy for Best Picture along with Out of Africa:

• Kiss of the Spider Woman
• Prizzi's Honor
• The Color Purple
• Witness

Out of Africa is the only film in that group that I have not been able to sit-and-watch and I have tried several times. In my opinion, Witness received the least amount of Oscar hype. I was surprised it was nominated to be frank but I would tab it if it was a choice between it and Out of Africa.

 

[Runwildboys]

Spoofs are supposed to be bad. Don't really get listing them in your worst movies list.

If you think they're not worth watching, they belong in this thread, IMO. Even when they're "supposed to be bad", they're supposed to be funny bad. If they're not funny, they're just bad.

 

[kskboys]

Here are the movies nominated by the Academy for Best Picture along with Out of Africa:

• Kiss of the Spider Woman
• Prizzi's Honor
• The Color Purple
• Witness

Out of Africa is the only film in that group that I have not been able to sit-and-watch and I have tried several times. In my opinion, Witness received the least amount of Oscar hype. I was surprised it was nominated to be frank but I would tab it if it was a choice between it and Out of Africa.

I simply cannot get the attraction to movies such as that. It's like, they decide if Meryl and Redford are in a movie it's automatically good and should be considered for an Academy.