What Would You Do If You Saw Jerry or Stephen on the Street?

[JohnnyTheFox]

I said it before I went to training camp last season and I'll say it again. If I can get close enough to Jerry then I'm taking one for the team.

Don't worry, I'm sure there's enough here that we pitch in for your bail money

 

[Ironicalicon]

I'd tell them to wear brighter colors

 

[FanofJerry]

spooky action at a distance

 

[ShortRound]

Shake his hand and see if I could get a selfie. Yall are crazy lol.

 

[rambo2]

With the recent announcement of the Schottenheimer interview, I can’t help but think of a hypothetical scenario. Imagine encountering Jerry or Stephen in a casual setting, such as walking on the street or mingling at a party. How would you react?

Personally, I wouldn’t have a pleasant exchange. Of course, there would be no violence or profanity involved, as it’s just a game after all. However, I would express my disapproval with a stern expression on my face, which would be unintentional. I can’t be fake. If I don’t like someone, they’ll know it. If one of them attempts to shake my hand, I wouldn’t reciprocate. If they do choose to get close to me, I would calmly express my opinion on why they should sell the team and emphasize the benefits it would bring to their families.

I would tell them to quit lying about the salary cap.

 

[BoyzBlaster]

I said it before I went to training camp last season and I'll say it again. If I can get close enough to Jerry then I'm taking one for the team.

You're a good man.

 

[TwistedL0g1k]

"30 years? Come on man... 30 years? 30 freakin' years?"

 

[Zekeats]

I'd drive over them. You did say they were ON the street, right ?

good answer

 

[Ring6]

I'd instantly hop on the neighborhood chat and let 'em all know Jerry is here

 

[atlantacowboy]

I'd say " How 'bout dem cowboys!" and laugh at them.

 

[MS17]

I'd just say, "Thanks for the memories, Jed...uh, Jerruh. Good luck with your future endeavors. Heard anymore from Deion??"

 

[kskboys]

I'd drive over them. You did say they were ON the street, right ?

I'd be more than happy to contribute to your defense lawyer fund!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[john van brocklin]

Give it to him in one dollar bills and make it rain!

Lol!

 

[rambo2]

I also would also tell them to use the curtains. We would like our players to be able to see.

 

[ICP]

Thank them and then say "I never thought I would ever actually meet Dumb and Dumber" or simply thank them for wasting 30 years of my life as a Cowboys fan

 

[StarChamber_33]

These days I don't think it would be wise for them to be out rubbing elbows with Cowboys fans.. The hate is REAL.. Deservedly So!!

 

[Streifenkarl]

I would say, "father", "daddy" I've been looking everywhere for you.

This. Damn, beat me to it!

 

[VaqueroTD]

Ask them… “You know the whole point of being a GM is to win Super Bowls, right? Just making sure.”

 

[CTcowboy203]

Walk right past him, like he was nothing or like if I was a top free agency and he saw me coming. I’m not gonna berate or attack the guy- I’m not a psychopath. He doesn’t deserve the energy, it wouldn’t matter because he doesn’t care

 

[mahoneybill]

Tell him besides Switzer he hasn’t found a SB winning coach among the other 499 coaches out there who could. Do that in the 30 plus years since our last SB and Jimmy leaving and his prediction at that time.

So as a wildcatter oil man he’s been pumping dry wells.