When did you realize that you spend too much time at The Zone?

[Hostile]

I never worry that I spend too much time here.

I think that as long as a person has under 10,000 posts, things are fine.

Post more.

 

[The30YardSlant]

I never worry that I spend too much time here.

I think that as long as a person has under 10,000 posts, things are fine.

Does this mean Juke will be self-banning him at 9,999 posts?

 

[Juke99]

Does this mean Juke will be self-banning him at 9,999 posts?

No...but if I vanish at 9,999 and you see a new member named "I'mNotJuke" don't try to talk to him about how good you think Parcells is.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

No...but if I vanish at 9,999 and you see a new member named "I'mNotJuke" don't try to talk to him about how good you think Parcells is.

:laugh1:

 

[Nors]

I know I spend too much time here. Yesterday my friend found out that he failed 2 of his finals. Instead of calling him and idiot, I accidently called him a Nors

So who did you call? Him and an idiot?

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

So who did you call? Him and an idiot?

:laugh1:

Nors 1 HH 0

 

[The30YardSlant]

So who did you call? Him and an idiot?

 

[SA_Gunslinger]

One day last month....

My 5 year old: Dad watcha doin'?

Me: Working, now go upstairs and play.

My 5 year old: Dad, do you work for the Dallas Cowboys?

[as I minimize my browser with The Zone on it and open up my Word document with my work on it]

Me: Why no, son...why do you ask? :

Gotta start spending less time here... c:

hahaaaaaa

that's pretty funny!

 

[CowboyPrincess]

I had a dream the other night.

Woodysgirl was writing an instruction manual on how to use the mixer and record as Juke was using the mixer and record to record me playing Guitar.

Winicki was behind me rubbing my shoulders telling me how good I was doing while Duane and JTerrell were in the background playing World of Warcraft online.

Then Trickblue came in with a tire mark on his leg saying someone just ran him over in a bus...shortly thereafter Hos came in and started speaking before he saw trick and was saying...I just ran trick over with a bus.

Meanwhile dale was in the bathroom shaving the few hairs on his face.

Then trick and hos got into a wicked fight and Reality stepped in to settle it while CBZ made Pea Salad and served ice cold doctor peppers to calm everyone down.

We collectively thanked CBZ by running through his yard later that night...naked.

I woke up in a sweat with a picture of Winicki that had...thanks for the good time big boy xxxooo written on it.

It's pretty messed up that a man has a dream that is nearly all testosterone filled when he has the likes of WG, LT, brownsugar, gator girl, princess, etc in his midst... I think you need to call Dr Phil BP... Your only saving grace is that WG was in it.

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