When did you realize that you spend too much time at The Zone?

[TruBlueCowboy]

Too bad we outlawed the male chauvinist jokes at the Zone. I've got a great one to go with the discussion of "tests she has to pass."

I'll shut up now while I'm ahead....

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I realized when:

-- My girlfriend left me

-- I got fired from my job

-- I quit going to the gym

-- I stopped reading so much

-- Friends quit asking me to do anything because I'd rather be at the computer

So now I no longer have to deal with those distractions.

 

[Zaxor]

I had a dream the other night.

Woodysgirl was writing an instruction manual on how to use the mixer and record as Juke was using the mixer and record to record me playing Guitar.

Winicki was behind me rubbing my shoulders telling me how good I was doing while Duane and JTerrell were in the background playing World of Warcraft online.

Then Trickblue came in with a tire mark on his leg saying someone just ran him over in a bus...shortly thereafter Hos came in and started speaking before he saw trick and was saying...I just ran trick over with a bus.

Meanwhile dale was in the bathroom shaving the few hairs on his face.

Then trick and hos got into a wicked fight and Reality stepped in to settle it while CBZ made Pea Salad and served ice cold doctor peppers to calm everyone down.

We collectively thanked CBZ by running through his yard later that night...naked.

I woke up in a sweat with a picture of Winicki that had...thanks for the good time big boy xxxooo written on it.

bwahhaa

Dude that is too much

 

[Longboysfan]

No but you're 3rd in line behind JJT and Crown Royal.

Dam again... Too late to the game. :bang2:

 

[demdcowboys#1]

I realized when:

-- My girlfriend left me

-- I got fired from my job

-- I quit going to the gym

-- I stopped reading so much

-- Friends quit asking me to do anything because I'd rather be at the computer

So now I no longer have to deal with those distractions.

OMG are you serious man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you are thats so jacked up sh--!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha:laugh1:

 

[trickblue]

He wouldn't kill me in a fight. I run too fast.

I would have my posse run you down...

 

[lspain1]

Well, after looking at the folks that posted, the answer is obvious!!! Anyone with a post count greater than 1000 has no life and spends WAY too much time in the Zone! :laugh1:

 

[Zaxor]

Well, after looking at the folks that posted, the answer is obvious!!! Anyone with a post count greater than 1000 has no life and spends WAY too much time in the Zone! :laugh1:

and you are knocking on that door too my friend

 

[Zman5]

When I was watching a Pats game the other day and saw Vrabel catch a TD and thought of Nors.

That's funny 'cause I thought of Nors when I was taking a dump after eating a bowl of nasty Chili.
:laugh1:

 

[Chocolate Lab]

OMG are you serious man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you are thats so jacked up sh--!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha:laugh1:

No, not serious... Just a dry sense of humor.

 

[demdcowboys#1]

No, not serious... Just a dry sense of humor.

hahhahhahhahahaha i knew you were joking

That was really good man!!!!!!!!!!!!

:laugh1: :laugh1:

 

[Yeagermeister]

I would have my posse run you down...

AKA The God Squad :laugh1:

 

[Fletch]

That's funny 'cause I thought of Nors when I was taking a dump after eating a bowl of nasty Chili.
:laugh1:

Oh daaamn! That just ain't right.

 

[Hostile]

I would have my posse run you down...

Your kids are not going to catch me either. I'm the jungle cat.

:scram:

 

[lane]

this is a great place to unwind after a hard days work.

 

[TRUTH87]

and you are knocking on that door too my friend

 

[Nors]

When I almost crashed riding home after hearing Chad Eaton had been signed! I couldn't wait to get on here!

I make great Chili BTW.

 

[The30YardSlant]

I know I spend too much time here. Yesterday my friend found out that he failed 2 of his finals. Instead of calling him and idiot, I accidently called him a Nors

 

[Juke99]

I never worry that I spend too much time here.

I think that as long as a person has under 10,000 posts, things are fine.

 

[demdcowboys#1]

Im on here every day. Even in school i go on it. I have 2 computer classes so i get to come here twice. Its pretty bad that i come on here in 1 of my computer classses............I have a D in that class thanx to you guys