Just move to the USVI. You don't need a passport and you the views are beautiful and even when the sun is beating down you have a nice breeze to make it feel nice.
Plus you can go fishing, boating, snorkeling, scuba or just sit on a deck with a nice cold drink and enjoy the view or the sounds of the waves. And the clearness of the water with all different shades of blue is amazing...and again...no passport as it is a US Territory. But you can get fixed up with some papers and go on a short day cruise to the British Virgin Islands.
So what if it costs a little more. The views, sounds and relaxation might pay off in less stress based health bills later down the road.
Plus I would look forward to visiting you if you have any special mod parties.