Oh, if you wanna talk about the closest call I've ever had personally, that's probably back when I delivered furniture. I was on a two way street, a main road, going about 35 mph. I crested a hill and there was a red light, with 4 cars stopped in front of me. I hit the brakes and quickly realized I was on black ice. There was a car coming in the oncoming lane, so I couldn't go there. I let off the brakes and turned the wheel slightly to the right, up over the curb, then back to the left to straighten out, and shot up between the 4 cars on my left and the guard rail on my right (through a couple inches of snow) with maybe 6 inches on either side of my truck. Once I was past the final car I turned back onto the road and just kept going. My helper didn't say a word for about 15 minutes. Finally I said, "You've been unusually quiet." He said, "If I tried to talk I would've thrown up." lol