Who is returning punts

[CF74]

Close enough.

Turned 65 in February.

Medicare is something I thought was going to be a stigma when I was younger.

But it is completely the opposite.

Have had over $500,000 in medical bills in the last 18 months and not had to pay a dime.

All those years of paying in and wondering what I could have done better with that money.

My how things change.

Saved my butt.

Hey I’m glad to hear it’s worked out for you. I’ve been fortunate enough to have good insurance thru my employer to have things taken care of but nothing quite so serious...

 

[Redball Express]

Might be the secksiest woman I've ever seen.

I wonder what she really thought of her Jeannie part.

In it's day..very sexist.

In it's concept..

I always wondered about the Major.

Never wished for a striptease by Jeanne..huh?

Right.

I would have rubbed the plating off that lamp.

 

[kskboys]

I wonder what she really thought of her Jeannie part.

In it's day..very sexist.

In it's concept..

I always wondered about the Major.

Never wished for a striptease by Jeanne..huh?

Right.

I would have rubbed the plating off that lamp.

It really wasn't sexist for its day.

 

[rambo2]

Due to our GM not understanding the intracacies of football at the NFL level, we don't understand the skillset for returning. We tend to take a Dwayne Harris or Ryan Switzer type and think our problem is taken care of. Meanwhile, Phillip Lindsey was a UFA, and was a beast returning punts for DEN this year. Why in the world did we take Bo Scarborough? He was never going to make the team, and we needed a returner and a 3rd down RB who could make plays in the open field. This guy was made for that. And yes, I wanted him before the draft. Why'd we take an obvious pud in Scarborough anyway?

edit: I don't think Lindsey returned any punts. He was a 1,000 yd rusher.

Did Denver have a better season than the Cowboys?

 

[Redball Express]

Hey I’m glad to hear it’s worked out for you. I’ve been fortunate enough to have good insurance thru my employer to have things taken care of but nothing quite so serious...

I got thru it.

While in the hospital..

I was there 6 months recovering.

One day had a dream in the hospital bed that I went to heaven.

I saw all my family there..mom, dad, brother, etc

Saw my grandmother there also. She came up to me and said *Tim..it's not your time. You can't stay here. You must go back".

I woke up and remembered the dream and the next day when the doctor came around on his rounds..

I told him about the dream. I had been in the hospital 4 months and could not walk and gone from 225 lbs to 150.

I told him I had to get out of the hospital becuz I was afraid I would never leave.

From that day on..he helped me get motivated to do my rehab and start eating.

I tell this becuz never in my wildest dreams did I think that would happen to me and it can happen to anyone if the illness is severe enough.

So yeah about the insurance.

Later.

 

[kskboys]

Did Denver have a better season than the Cowboys?

Not a DEN fan, don't know. What's the relevance of the question?

 

[Redball Express]

It really wasn't sexist for its day.

Really?

To have a knockout blond captive in a bottle doing your bidding?

Not sexist?

I am going to hit Alexa up and have her give me the definition.

I will tell you what she says.

She is a sex thing herself.

 

[kskboys]

Really?

To have a knockout blond captive in a bottle doing your bidding?

Not sexist?

I am going to hit Alexa up and have her give me the definition.

I will tell you what she says.

She is a sex thing herself.

In the 60's I don't believe so at all. Most of the shows from then have similar themes.

 

[kskboys]

I wonder what she really thought of her Jeannie part.

In it's day..very sexist.

In it's concept..

I always wondered about the Major.

Never wished for a striptease by Jeanne..huh?

Right.

I would have rubbed the plating off that lamp.

You know who else was super hot when she was young? Betty White.

 

[Cowpolk]

Beasley seems to be burying himself with his latest rumored contract desires.

Obviously we will have to replace him as a WR.

I will miss him.

But whatever.

But punt returns needs new blood now.

I was growing weary anyway of him fair catching everything or letting it roll into the endzone.

Wasted opportunities.

Who do we have who will inherit his ST jobs?

And don't we need some pop on the KO returns, too?

I mean why is it we never have anybody who can do something there.?

With 6-8 PRs a game..

and 5-6 KO returns a game..

That's like 15 offensive plays a game where we do nothing.

Solutions?

Me

 

[Redball Express]

You know who else was super hot when she was young? Betty White.

Yeah..

and I like Yvonne DeCarlo, too.

I was young when I saw her playing the part of Herman Munster's wife.

Never paid any attention until recently saw some old 50's movies on Youtube.

Holy crap..what a knockout.

Saw her in Tunisia with Victor Mature the other night.

What a sexy woman.

And she made a nice monster mother now that I saw her in her prime.



We can turn this thread into a pinup girl thread.

 

[Redball Express]

In the 60's I don't believe so at all. Most of the shows from then have similar themes.

I asked Alexa my A I girl.

She told me the definition of sexist was the 60s TV series I Dream of Jeanne.

I swear to God.

 

[Redball Express]

Then why are worried?

What?

Me worry?

Never.

If they just eliminate punts and KOs completely..

then we can eliminate salary cap space for those 2 players...

and add it to the Earl Thomas' contract and afford him then.

 

[Mobinvans]

Beasley sucks returning punts...no idea why he ever did it

 

[jazzcat22]

So where were you when the OC job became suddenly available?

Sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating cheetos?

Just kidding.

Probably

 

[Redball Express]

Although the Rams definitely overdrafted him, I thought he'd be a beast as a speed WR and 3rd down guy, and returning. Maybe he can stay healthy if we don't use him very much?

Maybe.

But not using him much sort of defeats the whole purpose of having him.

It's like Rico Gaithers.

Tired of the special cases requiring special handling.

Don't want to come off as judgemental..

Just had enough tinkering.

Same with Lee.

Do not pay him to play 8 games a year.

If he can't play..

it's time to find your next career.

If they want to bring him in as a coach..

FINE.

our coaching staff is full of ex-Cowboys.

Kitna

Lett

Garrett

Columbo

But get started and stop trying to keep your toe in the water as a player.

He should do well as a coach.

Here is your clipboard, Lee.

Don't lose it.

 

[xwalker]

I figured a coherent answer from you.

That's good news for slot receiver possibly.

Kicks?

Did he do that in college ?

He had more kick returns than punt returns in college.

 

[conner01]

I never understood the handling of Switzer. How was Gathers roster spot better used?

Many here loved the trade because he didn’t make the pro bowl as a rookie which means he’s a bust

 

[blueblood70]

Tavon maybe Cedric and TBD from Draft.. Bease didnt do much for the position anyway other than sure hands..

when Healthy TA is beyond good as a PR but can he stay healthy?

 

[kskboys]

Beasley sucks returning punts...no idea why he ever did it

Because he can actually catch the ball. We tried other players there w/ more explosion, but they made terrible decisions and couldn't catch.