Why is Parcells taking so long to officially announce......

[Bob Sacamano]

Thicken the hair on top and on the mustache and they could be brothers :

and add a couple hundred pounds on Tony

 

[kingwhicker]

The future of the Dallas Cowboys

Whatchoo talkin' bout, Willis?

 

[Bach]

Why's it taking Bill so long?

Well, he only lost the passing game coordinator and he knows he'll be calling the plays anyways. So all we need is someone to work with the passing game and provide so input. I think we've got Haley and a couple of ball boys who can do that.

 

[Bach]

"Pull my finger"