Why the Cowboys will go 0-16 this year.

[sureletsrace]

Well everyone, I'm sorry to tell you guys this, but the '09 Cowboys are screwed.

#1 WR- Roy Williams - Lacks motivation. He doesn't "fight for the ball". Horrible @ running routes.

http://www.youtube.com/v/sbb7aSpB3XU&hl

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#2 WR- Miles Austin - Not "proven". Green Bay doesn't count guys.

http://www.youtube.com/v/0x6O2u2n2LY&hl

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#3 WR- Patrick Crayton - Slowest man on earth. Also has the worst hands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pekJoqMICYM

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I could go on forever. Don't even come to me about Jason Witten. With TO gone, he's going to be triple teamed. Even then, there will still somehow be enough players on the field to cover our god-awful WR's and sacking Romo and filling the non-existent gaps created by our horrid OL.

Same with Marty B. And Felix, Barber, and Choice.

Don't all of you understand? I saw a fact on NFL.com the other day that was interesting. No team has ever won a Super Bowl without TO, Brad Johnson, Greg Ellis, Chris Canty, and RW31(38?). Ever. EVER.

I don't see how we'll even get into field goal range.

"With the first pick in the 2010 Draft, the Dallas Cowboys select..."

Mark your calendars, you heard it here first.

 

[dcfanatic]

Where's the article?

 

[Joe Realist]

haha. if you said 8-8, 9-7 we would take you seriously.

 

[SaltwaterServr]

Love it. Explains the attitude of a lot of members of many different Cowboys forums.

 

[Cajuncowboy]

Who do I see about getting my 2 minutes back?

 

[SaltwaterServr]

haha. if you said 8-8, 9-7 we would take you seriously.

Watch the links. He's clowning the "realists" who would take 8-8 or 9-7 seriously.

 

[Jenky]

Where's the article?

Sarcasm detector broken?

 

[dogunwo]

This will be a fun thread.

 

[Dwareabeast]

haha yeah and da lions will win da SB

 

[dcfanatic]

Sarcasm detector broken?

NO.

I was looking forward to reading an article and then replying to the reporter with an email telling him to retire.

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v628/cowboyszone/zone_icons/article_z.gif

That thing made me think there was an article in here.

 

[DABOYZ]

Well everyone, I'm sorry to tell you guys this, but the '09 Cowboys are screwed.

#1 WR- Roy Williams - Lacks motivation. He doesn't "fight for the ball". Horrible @ running routes.

http://www.youtube.com/v/sbb7aSpB3XU&hl

********************************

#2 WR- Miles Austin - Not "proven". Green Bay doesn't count guys.

http://www.youtube.com/v/0x6O2u2n2LY&hl

********************************

#3 WR- Patrick Crayton - Slowest man on earth. Also has the worst hands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pekJoqMICYM

********************************

I could go on forever. Don't even come to me about Jason Witten. With TO gone, he's going to be triple teamed. Even then, there will still somehow be enough players on the field to cover our god-awful WR's and sacking Romo and filling the non-existent gaps created by our horrid OL.

Same with Marty B. And Felix, Barber, and Choice.

Don't all of you understand? I saw a fact on NFL.com the other day that was interesting. No team has ever won a Super Bowl without TO, Brad Johnson, Greg Ellis, Chris Canty, and RW31(38?). Ever. EVER.

I don't see how we'll even get into field goal range.

"With the first pick in the 2010 Draft, the Dallas Cowboys select..."

Mark your calendars, you heard it here first.

Man I hope your right. I would love to see an NFL team triple team any of our receivers. If my count is right that would leave two guys wide open. Which means even YOU could get open. LMAO:laugh1:

 

[SaltwaterServr]

This will be a fun thread.

It's going to suck in the defeatists who masquerade behind the facade of self-annoited "realists", some will see if it's a blatant troll attempt, and the rest will discuss the sarcasm that inspired the OP.

 

[pgreptom]

...Is this guy serious?

 

[Jenky]

NO.

I was looking forward to reading an article and then replying to the reporter with an email telling him to retire.

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v628/cowboyszone/zone_icons/article_z.gif

That thing made me think there was an article in here.

:laugh2:

 

[WoodysGirl]

Who do I see about getting my 2 minutes back?

Took you that long??

 

[SaltwaterServr]

Took you that long??

Maybe the resolution on his screen is wider, took longer to read all the way across instead of down...

 

[DABOYZ]

OK I get it. Thank god this isn't the year where the NFL adds another game to the regular season. 0-17 would really suck.

 

[Joe Realist]

Watch the links. He's clowning the "realists" who would take 8-8 or 9-7 seriously.

maybe we are all clowning as well.

 

[Hypnotoad]

Ah yes...sarcasm.

 

[theWave21]

I love good sarcasm!