Why the Cowboys will go 0-16 this year.

[EPL0c0]

Was that Crayton video from 2004? hey man, I can dig up video of Owens when he was younger and faster and say "see what we're missing" ...

 

[jobberone]

A cry for help? Or just attention? I'd suggest both as you will get more attn with legit posts. And it's not funny.

 

[bbgun]

Who do I see about getting my 2 minutes back?

This thread fails as comedy, sarcasm, and everything else. Fail fail fail.

 

[Hostile]

Was that Crayton video from 2004? hey man, I can dig up video of Owens when he was younger and faster and say "see what we're missing" ...

We aren't missing anything. We're thrilled he is gone.

 

[the kid 05]

And Fedor says...
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now go...
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please...

 

[elcowboi]

Well everyone, I'm sorry to tell you guys this, but the '09 Cowboys are screwed.

#1 WR- Roy Williams - Lacks motivation. He doesn't "fight for the ball". Horrible @ running routes.

http://www.youtube.com/v/sbb7aSpB3XU&hl

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#2 WR- Miles Austin - Not "proven". Green Bay doesn't count guys.

http://www.youtube.com/v/0x6O2u2n2LY&hl

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#3 WR- Patrick Crayton - Slowest man on earth. Also has the worst hands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pekJoqMICYM

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I could go on forever. Don't even come to me about Jason Witten. With TO gone, he's going to be triple teamed. Even then, there will still somehow be enough players on the field to cover our god-awful WR's and sacking Romo and filling the non-existent gaps created by our horrid OL.

Same with Marty B. And Felix, Barber, and Choice.

Don't all of you understand? I saw a fact on NFL.com the other day that was interesting. No team has ever won a Super Bowl without TO, Brad Johnson, Greg Ellis, Chris Canty, and RW31(38?). Ever. EVER.

I don't see how we'll even get into field goal range.

"With the first pick in the 2010 Draft, the Dallas Cowboys select..."

Mark your calendars, you heard it here first.

I AGREE with you 100%













If it was CONCAFACRECAAG or whatever that soccer league is called.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Come to your senses, man!

9-7 and one and out in the playoffs. No reflection on the talent/team, just mismanagement.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

This thread fails as comedy, sarcasm, and everything else. Fail fail fail.

Yeah, let's git 'im!
Here's your pitchfork!

:laugh2:

 

[Frozen700]

Well everyone, I'm sorry to tell you guys this, but the '09 Cowboys are screwed.

#1 WR- Roy Williams - Lacks motivation. He doesn't "fight for the ball". Horrible @ running routes.

http://www.youtube.com/v/sbb7aSpB3XU&hl

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#2 WR- Miles Austin - Not "proven". Green Bay doesn't count guys.

http://www.youtube.com/v/0x6O2u2n2LY&hl

********************************

#3 WR- Patrick Crayton - Slowest man on earth. Also has the worst hands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pekJoqMICYM

********************************

I could go on forever. Don't even come to me about Jason Witten. With TO gone, he's going to be triple teamed. Even then, there will still somehow be enough players on the field to cover our god-awful WR's and sacking Romo and filling the non-existent gaps created by our horrid OL.

Same with Marty B. And Felix, Barber, and Choice.

Don't all of you understand? I saw a fact on NFL.com the other day that was interesting. No team has ever won a Super Bowl without TO, Brad Johnson, Greg Ellis, Chris Canty, and RW31(38?). Ever. EVER.

I don't see how we'll even get into field goal range.

"With the first pick in the 2010 Draft, the Dallas Cowboys select..."

Mark your calendars, you heard it here first.

put the knife down bro

 

[bbgun]

Yeah, let's git 'im!
Here's your pitchfork!

:laugh2:

Sorry, but it was just one silly strawman after another. No one thinks Austin's a bum, and no one thinks a losing record (let alone 0-16) is even a remote possibility.

 

[rockj7]

Who do I see about getting my 2 minutes back?

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh1:
CC I love that I got to use it.

 

[rockj7]

FAIL FAIL FAIL

 

[Sarge]

...Is this guy serious?

Um........no.

 

[Bleu Star]

Fail fail fail.

 

[Clove]

:signmast:

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

http://i18.***BLOCKED***/albums/b133/BrAinPaiNt/MediaMeanies.jpg

 

[jem88]

God, there is nothing more annoying than people who respond to posts with the solitary 'fail'. It smacks of post-count padding and adds nothing to the conversation (cue the obvious 'fail' replies to this post.)

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

God, there is nothing more annoying than people who respond to posts with the solitary 'fail'. It smacks of post-count padding and adds nothing to the conversation (cue the obvious 'fail' replies to this post.)

There is nothing more annoying than people who respond to posts complaining about posts with the solitary 'fail'. It smacks of post-count padding and adds nothing to the conversation (cue the obvious 'fail' replies to this post.)

 

[Royal Laegotti]

Well everyone, I'm sorry to tell you guys this, but the '09 Cowboys are screwed.

#1 WR- Roy Williams - Lacks motivation. He doesn't "fight for the ball". Horrible @ running routes.

http://www.youtube.com/v/sbb7aSpB3XU&hl

********************************

#2 WR- Miles Austin - Not "proven". Green Bay doesn't count guys.

http://www.youtube.com/v/0x6O2u2n2LY&hl

********************************

#3 WR- Patrick Crayton - Slowest man on earth. Also has the worst hands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pekJoqMICYM

********************************

I could go on forever. Don't even come to me about Jason Witten. With TO gone, he's going to be triple teamed. Even then, there will still somehow be enough players on the field to cover our god-awful WR's and sacking Romo and filling the non-existent gaps created by our horrid OL.

Same with Marty B. And Felix, Barber, and Choice.

Don't all of you understand? I saw a fact on NFL.com the other day that was interesting. No team has ever won a Super Bowl without TO, Brad Johnson, Greg Ellis, Chris Canty, and RW31(38?). Ever. EVER.

I don't see how we'll even get into field goal range.

"With the first pick in the 2010 Draft, the Dallas Cowboys select..."

Mark your calendars, you heard it here first.

Uh, teams won Superbowls before those guys were born or atleast before they were playing, teams won Superbowls without those guys and Dallas never won a Superbowl WITH any of those guys. Not real sure what your saying here, maybe i'm reading this wrong, it is 6:30 in the morning.

I think though the Cowboys will go 6-10, maybe 7-9.

 

[Wolf2k5]

stupid.... just stupid.