Why the Cowboys will go 0-16 this year.

[Rampage]

Seinfeld has nothing to worry about.

yeah cause Seinfeld was never funny

 

[bbgun]

BB,

I'm truly sorry that my sarcasm is not up to your standards. I awoke in pain and sweats thrice last night worrying about your approval of my post. Please forgive me.

More sarcasm. More fail. Most respondents thought your post bombed, so no need to single me out.

 

[casmith07]

yeah cause Seinfeld was never funny

+1 that dude was garbage.

 

[NextGenBoys]

Where's the article?

Lol oh my god I hate when my editor says that.

If a game is over at 9 and its 10:01, I'll get an email saying, "Where's the article?"

 

[sbuscha]

How do these people find the internet?

 

[Romo2Dez4six]

Well everyone, I'm sorry to tell you guys this, but the '09 Cowboys are screwed.

#1 WR- Roy Williams - Lacks motivation. He doesn't "fight for the ball". Horrible @ running routes.

http://www.youtube.com/v/sbb7aSpB3XU&hl

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#2 WR- Miles Austin - Not "proven". Green Bay doesn't count guys.

http://www.youtube.com/v/0x6O2u2n2LY&hl

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#3 WR- Patrick Crayton - Slowest man on earth. Also has the worst hands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pekJoqMICYM

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I could go on forever. Don't even come to me about Jason Witten. With TO gone, he's going to be triple teamed. Even then, there will still somehow be enough players on the field to cover our god-awful WR's and sacking Romo and filling the non-existent gaps created by our horrid OL.

Same with Marty B. And Felix, Barber, and Choice.

Don't all of you understand? I saw a fact on NFL.com the other day that was interesting. No team has ever won a Super Bowl without TO, Brad Johnson, Greg Ellis, Chris Canty, and RW31(38?). Ever. EVER.

I don't see how we'll even get into field goal range.

"With the first pick in the 2010 Draft, the Dallas Cowboys select..."

Mark your calendars, you heard it here first.

the only one of those that has a sb ring is brad. this is just a stupid post.

 

[Bleu Star]

God, there is nothing more annoying than people who respond to posts with the solitary 'fail'. It smacks of post-count padding and adds nothing to the conversation (cue the obvious 'fail' replies to this post.)

There is nothing more annoying than people who respond to posts complaining about posts with the solitary 'fail'. It smacks of post-count padding and adds nothing to the conversation (cue the obvious 'fail' replies to this post.)

<--- more postcount padding in a wasteland of a thread.

 

[Bleu Star]

Why are people so hung up on post counts.

I just padded mine. Who the hell really cares?

I know right. :laugh2:

pad pad pad

 

[Bleu Star]

Fail.

:laugh2:

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

<--- more postcount padding in a wasteland of a thread.

http://i18.***BLOCKED***/albums/b133/BrAinPaiNt/RUE.jpg

 

[Bleu Star]

More sarcasm. More fail. Most respondents thought your post bombed, so no need to single me out.

omg this is comedy. bbgun adds another to those who's skin he has snuggled up under.

 

[Bleu Star]

How do these people find the internet?

They look for the pointed finger of the venerable Al Gore & head for zee hillz..

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Why are they being recorded if they mean nothing? Why do us lurkers get bashed as our post meaning nothing because that number is small?

These are all good questions that serve to pad my count.

 

[daschoo]

i love the fact that some folk are still responding as if the original post was serious

 

[jem88]

There is nothing more annoying than people who respond to posts complaining about posts with the solitary 'fail'. It smacks of post-count padding and adds nothing to the conversation (cue the obvious 'fail' replies to this post.)

Touche! (further padding...)