Twitter: Witten ranked 70th among TEs in speed

[BlindFaith]

Well at least he can catch still...

Yes he can. Velcro hands and cement feet.

 

[dfense]

Gimme has carte blanche. He's a "character" on this site and it's a good one. He's also a respected individual. Probably more respected than you could believe, most likely because of the carefree and "weird" way he carries himself online. We need variety. A few outliers are good. Or maybe you dislike my laissez-faire, different style also?

He immediately jumps off topic and throws an insult into it. That was my issue. Way too many of those.

 

[tyke1doe]

This revelation goes in the "Water is wet" file.

 

[Cowpolk]

Dallas isn't too bad. But it does seem to be getting more tropical. We had about 3 hours of snow this year. It gets hot, "but it's a dry heat"

It gets humid also almost as bad as Houston at times

 

[BlindFaith]

It gets humid also almost as bad as Houston at times

Its getting worse for sure. Houston is like ball sack sticky. Dallas is like a couple beads on your lip sticky.

 

[Cowpolk]

Its getting worse for sure. Houston is like ball sack sticky. Dallas is like a couple beads on your lip sticky.

What I hate is when it is around 107 degrees and it rains for about 10-15 minuets then the sun comes back out

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Ysleta is far East. I'm far West. Closer to Canutillo. Up in the mountains, where the air is crisp and trees grow.

Don't diminish my literary approach, lad!
Ysleta it is!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Estoy en la pradera, donde los arroyos fluyen y los árboles también crecen, pero hace mucho calor

Well ... OK, then, friendo.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Pero es un calor seco.

Please speak American, blokes.

 

[BlindFaith]

What I hate is when it is around 107 degrees and it rains for about 10-15 minuets then the sun comes back out

I love the sauna rains.

 

[Cowpolk]

I love the sauna rains.

They are ok for about 30-45 minuets after that they suck

 

[lukin2006]

Witten is one of my all-time favourite Cowboys...but he’s hurting the team on the field.

 

[JohnsKey19]

Witten is one of my all-time favourite Cowboys...but he’s hurting the team on the field.

Arguably a top 10-15 player in team history. But the team is 2-3 years late in phasing him out and into retirement.

 

[lukin2006]

Arguably a top 10-15 player in team history. But the team is 2-3 years late in phasing him out and into retirement.

That's what Jones boys do. They are so inept at drafting it'll be another 20 years before we have a great TE...

 

[Otto65]

It's time for Witten to do the right thing and hang em up. Whether or not you like him as a player, doesn't matter. Cowboys could have a younger tight end in there for half the price who could do what Witten does. I don't get JJ. He falls in love with his players, yet he fires Tom Landry and Jimmy Johnson. Time for JJ to have that kind of talk with Witten.

 

[Bleu Star]

I know I know....we all know he's slow, but this is the first time that I've come across an actual ranking. Anyways hope everyone has a great weekend! Feel free to discuss and go cowboys!

Hip hip hooray. Looking forward to more 3 yard outs next year.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

I don't know about you boys, but I could watch Dak throw a 4-yard pass into the flat to Witten and just let him "create" for at least another 3-4 years.

 

[LocimusPrime]

"Witten" is another subject, along w/ Dak and Dez, that you cannot talk to people about in a reasonable manner. Everyone is overemotional, overcritical, and under evaluates and assesses.

Absolutely true.

 

[CouchCoach]

Its getting worse for sure. Houston is like ball sack sticky. Dallas is like a couple beads on your lip sticky.

Too much concrete in that area causing reflective heat and flooding but they're not stopping.

I lived in Nawlins for 3 years and when July-Aug would hit, no wind and a 10-15 minute storm turned it into a terrarium. And nothing like the aroma of thousands of oyster shells in the Quarter on a weekend morning.

 

[fansince68]

Only 70th?