Witten shaved his head

[Typhus]

For you young ones, don't believe that Mother's side determines your baldness either. They all have their hair and I got screwed. I had long thick hair back in the '80s and poof, it's gone.

start taking selenium

 

[DallasEast]

No more toupee!!

Good for him. Individuals should not allow others' or their own self-vanity define who they are as a person.

 

[Crazed Liotta Eyes]

I’m in my 30s and have hair down my back I hope it stays that way at 40

I hope so too. When it happens, it happens fast. Hope it doesn't happen to you cause it does kind of suck. Miss the hair.

 

[kumizi]

***

I thought he had an implant procedure done. That’s kinda sad/hilarious.

 

[Crazed Liotta Eyes]

start taking selenium

Don't know what that is and it's too late for me. Also, don't really care anymore.

 

[RodeoJake]

Are there any good bald TEs in the NFL?

 

[Crazed Liotta Eyes]

Are there any good bald TEs in the NFL?

Wit is going to start a new trend!

 

[Typhus]

Don't know what that is and it's too late for me. Also, don't really care anymore.

its cheap, its a natural mineral, you can buy it at your grocery store.
I was going bald, and I grew my hair back,, lol,, most of it at least, and no longer gray.
And the catfish seem to like it..
You are never too old brother.

 

[CouchCoach]

Welcome to the club, Witten. I haven't seen a barber in 20 years. God looked down and covered all the ugly heads with hair.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

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I thought he had an implant procedure done. That’s kinda sad/hilarious.

He did. You can see the strip scar on the back of his head.

 

[CouchCoach]

I’m in my 30s and have hair down my back I hope it stays that way at 40

I have hair down my back too, just none on my head.

 

[Beaker42]

suckers

Who loves ya, baby.

 

[lukin2006]

His shaved head looks better than the rug he was wearing...

 

[Beaker42]

I have hair down my back too, just none on my head.

I have really hairy palms.

 

[Kevinicus]

Now that all that extra weight is gone, he can finally run fast.

Championship!

 

[Typhus]

I have really hairy palms.
Cheech and Chong,, cant remember which movie.. good stuff right there bro.

 

[JayFord]

Now that all that extra weight is gone, he can finally run fast.

Championship!

Idk how he did it

If I were witten I’d be 400 pounds by now....I’m retired I can finally make 2 dozen pancakes cut slits in them and stuff sausages in em and drizzle it in syrup

I’d be so fat I’d have to call games from outside the booth

 

[rags747]

Dude needs to work a brilliant comb over. That's how you get ahead in the nation.

Ahhh...I love love love it so much.

 

[slick325]

He needs to clean it off completely...make it totally official Big Witt!

 

[rags747]

He should have gone the Brian Ulacher Neon Deon route.