Woman caught repeatedly defecating in guy's yard

[TheCount]

A resident of Nob Hill, New Mexico has caught an as-yet unidentified woman on camera repeatedly defecating in his yard during her morning run. According to KOAT, the man, who did not want his identity revealed, at first thought a homeless person had relieved themselves on the spot, but then it happened again, and then twice more, most recently this past weekend.

“This is malicious fecal distribution,” he told reporters.

Link: http://topinfopost.com/2013/07/20/female-runner-caught-on-camera-repeatedly-pooping-in-mans-yard

Incredible. Seems like she might be a complete stranger to the guy too, so good chance she's got some sort of mental issue.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Ohhhhhhhh I'd so like to post what I would do to her.

 

[Lonestar94]

"Bobby" is hilarious.

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

This OP reminds me of the woman in the video. Bad Human! LOL

 

[KJJ]

If Bobby is single (desperate) he could always leave her some toilet paper, a magazine, a couple of long-stem roses and his phone number. What a bizarre way to meet someone. "Well it all started when I saw this blonde on a security camera taking a dump in my yard. As the days went by retrieving the evidence I began to notice that her diet was rich in fiber and sushi...be still my heart!"

 

[Lonestar94]

If Bobby is single (desperate) he could always leave her some toilet paper, a magazine, a couple of long-stem roses and his phone number. What a bizarre way to meet someone. "Well it all started when I saw this blonde on a security camera taking a dump in my yard. As the days went by retrieving the evidence I began to notice that her diet was rich in fiber and sushi...be still my heart!"

Lol.
If she was the sexiest girl in the world I still wouldn't go after that. Talk about a turnoff.

 

[PJTHEDOORS]

What's even sadder is that news station telling it's reporter, "Hey, go do that story with the lady who took a dump in some guys yard!"

 

[KJJ]

Lol.
If she was the sexiest girl in the world I still wouldn't go after that. Talk about a turnoff.

I hear you. Imagine being married to a girl like that and have no idea until one night on the evening news they show her on surveillance talking dumps in several residential locations. You find out your soulmate has been dubbed "the courtyard crapper."

 

[KJJ]

What's even sadder is that news station telling it's reporter, "Hey, go do that story with the lady who took a dump in some guys yard!"

It's a crappy story (pun intended) it's obvious not much goes on in Nob Hill New Mexico.

 

[Hoofbite]

Malicious fecal distribution? Haha. Disguising his identity is awesome too. Hey Bobby, you're not rolling over on the mob on national TV or anything like that. Probably don't need to change your name and remain off camera.

This guy is so insulted buy it, it's hilarious. It's one thing to be pissed cause you have to pick it up but it's another to actually think you're the target of a drive by sharting.

It's always a weekend because she's probably a binge drinker trying to run off her Friday or Saturday night out. Metabolism kicks up and all those drinks start getting loose. You're not at home and not gonna make it home.....you gotta do what you gotta do. Might as well do it in Bobby's driveway.

Someone should send Bobby a case of Milwaukee's Best with instructions to drink it all in one night. When he wakes up the next morning he'll immediately realize what is going on here.

And the picture of the evidence......please just spare me. I've seen poop before. Thankfully Bobby's camera is complete crap.

 

[k19]

makes me proud to live in Albuquerque NM, SMH

 

[Lonestar94]

Malicious fecal distribution? Haha. Disguising his identity is awesome too. Hey Bobby, you're not rolling over on the mob on national TV or anything like that. Probably don't need to change your name and remain off camera.

This guy is so insulted buy it, it's hilarious. It's one thing to be pissed cause you have to pick it up but it's another to actually think you're the target of a drive by sharting.

It's always a weekend because she's probably a binge drinker trying to run off her Friday or Saturday night out. Metabolism kicks up and all those drinks start getting loose. You're not at home and not gonna make it home.....you gotta do what you gotta do. Might as well do it in Bobby's driveway.

Someone should send Bobby a case of Milwaukee's Best with instructions to drink it all in one night. When he wakes up the next morning he'll immediately realize what is going on here.

And the picture of the evidence......please just spare me. I've seen poop before. Thankfully Bobby's camera is complete crap.

Bobby was being saecastic, I doubt he cares that much.

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

I would love to hear over the weekend that the girl was outed and her ID was out there for all to see. Being known as poop girl would be a life long lesson!

 

[Phoenix]

"malicious fecal distribution" - great band name

 

[DallasCowpoke]

Probably a bean eater!?

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Well, I can't say that I am surprised here. Nob Hill is actually not that great of an area in Albuquerque. It's near the University so more students and homeless then most areas. There are some trendy restaurants and bars etc., but it's not exactly a nice residential area, per say.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Probably a bean eater!?

Guarantee you it's not, unless you are talking about Soy Beans.

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

What's disgusting to me is she didn't wipe!

 

[CowboyGil]

This story stinks!

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

I'm sitting her thinking. If I had to drop a load that bad and couldn't wipe, the last thing I'd want to do is take off running!