ABQCOWBOY
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Woman caught repeatedly defecating in guy's yard
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CowboyMcCoy
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Eww!
ABQCOWBOY
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KJJ
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Here in California we have a problem with discourteous dog owners not cleaning up after their dogs. There's something called PooPrints it's a service that can be purchased by entire housing complexes or housing developments that are willing to make pet DNA swabbing a requirement for residents. That way if anyone ever comes across a pile of abandoned crap on the street or in their yard PooPrints can take a sample, send it to a lab and instantly know which dog and consequently which owner is the culprit. They may have to expand it for humans with stories like this. I just couldn't imagine scooping up a pile of human crap with flies all over it. One of the flies farts and the other flies look back and say “Hey do ya mind? We're eating here!”
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A woman was recently arrested for breaking into cars in the middle of the night because she was caught on video camera by a resident who turned it into police and the media. I guess being caught in a burglary isn't as bad as being called a poop girl.
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The alternative is walk home slowly while it festers.
KJJ
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The poop girl story would be a good one for the Hansen Files. Hansen walks up to her while she's in the act and says "excuse me miss (while handing her a roll of toilet paper) don't mean to interrupt but do you normally defecate in peoples yards?"
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The Ominous
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From all those skulls in your basement I'll probably be seeing your story on Dateline NBC.
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I have an axe to grind lol....
KJJ
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KJJ
You Have an Axe to Grind
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KJJ
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Funny you should say that I was watching the 2007 remake of The Hitcher the other night and the setting was the New Mexico desert. By the way I don't pickup hitchhikers. lol
VietCowboy
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reminds me of an episode of The Closer or something where this obnoxious news reporter was like, why aren't you solving crimes like who's taking a dump in my front yard all the time. Turns out, it was her camera man who hated her guts.
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Oh that gal...
It wouldn't be a "skid mark" it would be the complete accident.
And how about if you were the lucky lad to playfully give her a wedgie?
Shock & ewe!
It wouldn't be a "skid mark" it would be the complete accident.
And how about if you were the lucky lad to playfully give her a wedgie?
Shock & ewe!
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This is a reoccurring thing. If she wasn't a nasty, filthy human, she'd bring some toilet paper on her jog--at least some tissue.
