Woman caught repeatedly defecating in guy's yard

[MichaelWinicki]

Good to know there's someone else who does tha...I mean gross!

Self defecating humor!

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

Self defecating humor!

That was a pretty crappy joke.

 

[Seven]

Cause it's bugging me..............Knob Hill is an area in downtown ABQ. West of university on central. It's not a city in NM. About a mile stretch, if that.

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

Cause it's bugging me..............Knob Hill is an area in downtown ABQ. West of university on central. It's not a city in NM. About a mile stretch, if that.

It's obviously a dry, desert-like place that needs some fertilization.

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

I felt sorry for the reporter who had to cover the story, she looked like she wanted to burst out laughing.

 

[Sasquatch]

What's even sadder is that news station telling it's reporter, "Hey, go do that story with the lady who took a dump in some guys yard!"

Yup, the fourth estate has fallen low.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Well, big news around here in New Mexico. They finally caught the pooper girl. Apparently, she was hanging out in Roswell. State Police finally identified here and located here. Image below.

 

[KJJ]

Well, big news around here in New Mexico. They finally caught the pooper girl. Apparently, she was hanging out in Roswell. State Police finally identified here and located here. Image below.

I heard investigators had been collecting several poops from the surrounding area and at first began fearing this girl might be a serial pooper. They noticed several of the poops were "havana omelets" a form of diarrhea and only one of the poops was solid and had a pronounced nose cone. This was exactly like the poop log found in Bobby's yard it even had the same left to right kink in it. Bobby put his pit bull in his yard and that led to her capture. Her attorney is arguing her poops aren't consistent with the ones found in Bobby's yard. This could make for an interesting trial.


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[Muhast]

lmao, craziest story on CZ in years.

 

[KJJ]

It's obviously a dry, desert-like place that needs some fertilization.

I was thinking the same thing but did some reading and read where human feces can't be used as fertilizer because it carries deceases that can be transmitted through the ground water if you're in an area with wells or through runoff. No fecal matter from any carnivore (dogs and cats) or omnivore (pigs and humans) should be used for fertilizer. Disease transmission is exceptionally high. This topic has caused me to do some google searches I never imagined I would ever do. LOL