Would you spend an hour with someone you don't like for a free dinner?

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  1. DoctorChicken

    DoctorChicken Well-Known Member

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    Depends on the food. If there's enough alcohol involved I could spend time with just about anyone.
     
  2. Runwildboys

    Runwildboys Zone Supporter

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    I think you mean "oops". :muttley:
     
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  3. Londonboy

    Londonboy Well-Known Member

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    Yes.
    I'm a tightwad and I hate to cook.
    As long as Her guide dog doesn't start humping My leg.
     
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  4. ColoCowboy

    ColoCowboy Well-Known Member

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    No... Unless there is a really good wine pairing with the meal.
     
  5. The Fonz

    The Fonz Correctamundo

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    blame it on dyslexia :)
     
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  6. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    You mean as long as it does.
     
  7. kskboys

    kskboys Well-Known Member

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    Nah, I don't really care for whiners. Now maybe if there's a really good moan pairing w/ the meal.
     
  8. CouchCoach

    CouchCoach Moderator

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    Not without a prenup, I could easily be a gold digger.
    I need alcohol involved in order to spend time with anyone.
     
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  9. DallasDomination

    DallasDomination Well-Known Member

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    That’s more of a girl thing... can you imagine going out with an ugly hag just because she buys you nice things. Tell you what, I’ll pay the bill so I can leave in peace.
     
  10. BooBooBear

    BooBooBear Well-Known Member

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    Calling it a girl thing is painting with a pretty broad brush. A sociopath girl thing is closer.

    I knew a girl years ago who admitted to it. She was low on money, so she put a personals ad in the paper (that's how long ago it was) and when they called she told them they would have to pay for the babysitter too. She claims she had dinner dates at least 5 nights a week for several months. Who knows if that was true. Maybe she's a sociopath and a sociopathic liar.
     
  11. Hardline

    Hardline Well-Known Member

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    There's a lot of super hot actresses I despise but I could definitely have sex with them,
     
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  12. DakPresgoat

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    As long as it isn’t soup. Soups not a meal.
     
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  13. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe.

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    Oh HELL NO,,,W.T.F?:huh:
     
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  14. CouchCoach

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    Look at the post above yours. Hardline is past dinner and in the sack and you're on the first course.
     
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  15. aria

    aria Well-Known Member

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    It probably goes beyond free meals, those chicks are whacked. I’m guessing it’s an ego power trip thing that they get off on knowing they are using the guy.

    Like @Runwildboys alluded to, there were plenty of girls in college I could have hooked up with but didnt want to put in the time, even if it were just one night. I don’t care how good looking they are, ditzy annoying pretentious women are a total turn off.

    Luckily I found a smart one (with the exception of marrying me) while I was hopped up on pills and alcohol, didn’t even remember the first time I actually talked to her. We’ve been happily together since I was 20, ~22 years now.
     
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