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31smackdown

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Let's say TO does become a Cowboy. What would you like to see him do after his first touchdown?
 

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Hand the ball to the ref and act like a professional.....I can't even type that with a straight face :lmao2:
 

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LOL, were already wondering what jersey # he'll wear and what his TD celebrations will be.
 

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31smackdown said:
Let's say TO does become a Cowboy. What would you like to see him do after his first touchdown?

retire and take all this freaking TO questions with him.

When TO farts for the first time, what color jersey should he be wearing, home, away or throwback???

When TO gets his first traffic ticket, how many times should he spit on the officer???

When TO takes a shower after a game, how many times should he make fun of the white boys???

good lord people - it's getting as bad as bledsoe4mvp around here with the single sided posts.

WHO THE HELL CARES?
 

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iceberg said:
When TO takes a shower after a game, how many times should he make fun of the white boys????

Wow.

Don't ask me how to take this.
 

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iceberg said:
retire and take all this freaking TO questions with him.

When TO farts for the first time, what color jersey should he be wearing, home, away or throwback???

When TO gets his first traffic ticket, how many times should he spit on the officer???

When TO takes a shower after a game, how many times should he make fun of the white boys???

good lord people - it's getting as bad as bledsoe4mvp around here with the single sided posts.

WHO THE HELL CARES?

Let's say Iceberg comes around concerning T.O....will he:

a. Buy a blue or white T.O. jersey?
b. Tattoo "I love me some me" on his chest?
c. Name his first born T.O.?
d. All of the above. ;)
 

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IF TO signs, this website is going to need to add another zone, the TO Zone.

every week there will be a hundred threads about what TO did or didnt do in the last game or the upcoming one.

And where is Wolverine ? All last year he wanted a stud wr......i havent seen him post in all this TO talk.
 

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Zimmy Lives said:
Let's say Iceberg comes around concerning T.O....will he:

a. Buy a blue or white T.O. jersey?
b. Tatoo "I love me some me" on his chest?
c. Name his first born T.O.?
d. All of the above. ;)

LOL, Funny Stuff. option B made me LMAO
 

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zrinkill said:
come on Ice you hafta do that :laugh2:

if i ever grow to like TO sure - but since i'll be a chip-n-dales dancer making millions off my glowing bod first, that's not a problem.

i'm a very team/other people oriented person. by that nature alone TO is worthless to me because he only gives a damn about HIMSELF. if someone else benefits from what he does, he wants his cut or recognition.

i hate that "mindset" so it won't be a problem.
 

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Run to the Star and apologize to all Cowboy Nation!

And then have someone from the other team knock his ***** *** off the star for being such a pathetic cornball. TO should take out his check and kiss it. Infact, I think he should get a seperate uniform with only dollar signs as insignia on it.
 

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I think his sense of humor and irony is such that he would like to run to the star. I don't think he would though. He got suspended the last time he did that, and I don't think Bill would appreciate the unsportsmanlike conduct penalty...

I think it's most likely that he would do his pose on the little star in the endzone.
 
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