YATO Thread: TO first cowboy to...*MERGED*

[Taz]

(Yet another TO thread)YATO Thread:

TO first cowboy to...


1. Get a jersey number before even being signed
2. Win a sueprbowl before putting his foot down at training camp
3. Single handly cause fans to post a billion threads on cowboyszone
4.Sell season tickets for a team he isn't even on!
5: Play without a contract signed, but for big bucks.

feel free to add your own

 

[Hostile]

Make Chuck Norris cower in fear in the fetal position.

 

[tomduhain]

OK - run to the star - kneel down outside of it and gently place the ball inside as a sign of respect. Then walk away keep his damn mouth shut for about three years.

 

[trickblue]

When NFL CB's go to sleep every night, they check their closet for TO.

 

[5Stars]

Cause Bledsoe to re-check his sexuality!

 

[peplaw06]

Beat the 1972 Miami Dolphins

 

[trickblue]

TO is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

[TheHustler]

Make Chuck Norris cower in fear in the fetal position.

Chuck Norris fears no man or entity. Chuck Norris does not even do his taxes, he mails in an empty form with a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack. He has never had to pay taxes.

 

[Hostile]

Chuck Norris fears no man or entity. Chuck Norris does not even do his taxes, he mails in an empty form with a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack. He has never had to pay taxes.

Chuck paid TO's taxes.

 

[HardHittin'Witten]

When TO jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets TO.

 

[theogt]

Great thread.

 

[trickblue]

TO gave Mona Lisa that smile.

 

[zrinkill]

T.O. sunk the Titanic .......... Drowned Leo ....... then married the Old Woman.

 

[Justis]

Owens has already crushed two of the Cowboy's enemies, in accordance with prophesy.

 

[Taz]

When TO jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets TO.

I know this is a chuck norris fact, but I can just picture TO saying that

 

[5Stars]

T.O. fed fat Andy Ried the whole season with just two fish and a loaf of bread!

 

[zrinkill]

T.O. taught Buffy to slay Vampires .......

 

[trickblue]

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Dicta-TO-rship.

 

[jman]

TO is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Is that really because he's that fast or his head is that big?...LOL

 

[Aikmaniac]

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about TO.