You Guys Have a Huge Amount of Lots of Work to Do

Hostile;2187220 said:
I didn't ruin anything. Read the very next few posts.

:lmao2:
There could be more. So many more.

"Is this thread nonsense or what? This guy is out of his mind! I'm about to own his ***....oh wait, if I scroll down here other posts inform me that this is a well known joke."

Where there are now 5 posts of tomfoolery, there could be nearly 10s. I won't forget this.
 
Pittman4MVP argues facts.

Everyone else in this thread is arguing opinions.


Pittman wins, basically.
 
Pittman4Two;2187087 said:
Good morning,

I've just got done analyzating some game film from the Pewter Pirate-sized thrashing of the Miami Dolphins on Saturday. After reading through the rest of the results in the Tampa Tribune, I noticed the Dallas "Super Bowl XXXXIII Champions" Cowboys got destroyed by the San Diego Chargers.

It's tough not to watch HBO on Wednesday nights and not get inundated with all of this Cowboys hoopla and "the best team in the NFC Conference" diet tribe.

Don't get me wrong...I'm not here to bash, yet I'm not here to criticize your team either. The Bucs had their share of mistakes, but this little ol' NFC Southern Champion team had NO penalties...that's right...ZERO!

Here's a list of things I think might have happened and what your team should try to improvise on:

1) Get Brad Johnson more reps - As the case in 2002, Brad needs many snaps to get his head in the game and focus. You see how 2002 turned out.

2) Don't Give in to Terrell Owens (TO) - Gruden knows how to handle superstars like Joey Galloway and Ike Hilliard. You make them feel like part of the team and do not give into their "me first" ideology.

3) Take the Glazer Approach - Jerry needs to take a tip from Joel and Bryan...don't get involved with "high dollar" superstars. They showed last season that a team of above-average NFL League-caliber players and genious coaching is all you need to have success.


So, my friends, there's a couple things the front office could work on to improve the Cowboys.

You guys are on the right track though. Keep in mind, that this is only the first week of preseasonal games. Sure, the Bucs are one game ahead of you already, but there is time to make up some ground.

Thoughts?

Diet Tribe? Seriously?
 
Pittman4Two;2187087 said:
Good morning,

I've just got done analyzating some game film from the Pewter Pirate-sized thrashing of the Miami Dolphins on Saturday. After reading through the rest of the results in the Tampa Tribune, I noticed the Dallas "Super Bowl XXXXIII Champions" Cowboys got destroyed by the San Diego Chargers.

It's tough not to watch HBO on Wednesday nights and not get inundated with all of this Cowboys hoopla and "the best team in the NFC Conference" diet tribe.

Don't get me wrong...I'm not here to bash, yet I'm not here to criticize your team either. The Bucs had their share of mistakes, but this little ol' NFC Southern Champion team had NO penalties...that's right...ZERO!

Here's a list of things I think might have happened and what your team should try to improvise on:

1) Get Brad Johnson more reps - As the case in 2002, Brad needs many snaps to get his head in the game and focus. You see how 2002 turned out.

2) Don't Give in to Terrell Owens (TO) - Gruden knows how to handle superstars like Joey Galloway and Ike Hilliard. You make them feel like part of the team and do not give into their "me first" ideology.

3) Take the Glazer Approach - Jerry needs to take a tip from Joel and Bryan...don't get involved with "high dollar" superstars. They showed last season that a team of above-average NFL League-caliber players and genious coaching is all you need to have success.


So, my friends, there's a couple things the front office could work on to improve the Cowboys.

You guys are on the right track though. Keep in mind, that this is only the first week of preseasonal games. Sure, the Bucs are one game ahead of you already, but there is time to make up some ground.

Thoughts?

Diet Tribe? Seriously?

Also, Joey Galloway and Ike Hilliard are superstars now? :lmao:
 
superpunk;2187227 said:
There could be more. So many more.

"Is this thread nonsense or what? This guy is out of his mind! I'm about to own his ***....oh wait, if I scroll down here other posts inform me that this is a well known joke."

Where there are now 5 posts of tomfoolery, there could be nearly 10s. I won't forget this.
Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
 
Joshmvii;2187253 said:
Diet Tribe? Seriously?

Also, Joey Galloway and Ike Hilliard are superstars now? :lmao:

Hey Joshmvii (if that's your real name),

There are some fans out there that follow more teams than their favorite. In this case, you're sadly non-knowledgeable about teams other than the Cowboys. That's ok, but when you make ill-advised comments with a sideways smiley, it shows how non-knowledged you really are.

Galloway and Hilliard are both superstars. Those are the facts.
 
austintodallas;2187104 said:
diet tribe :laugh2:

He's clearly a Leotis Brown wannabe... we should leave the rebuttal to Leotis, let him show the kid how it's REALLY done...
 
parcells316;2187139 said:
Its slow here at work and its Monday. What a pick me up this post was.
Among the gems:

- NFC Conference
- diet tribe (my personal favorite)
- genious
- pre-seasonal.
-"Superstars" Galloway and Hilliard.

Please post here more often.

You missed "analyzating"...
 
Hostile;2187204 said:
I always laugh harder at the people who think this stuff is real.

:lmao2:

Leotis still does it better... you know I'm right...
 
Hostile;2187220 said:
I didn't ruin anything. Read the very next few posts.

:lmao2:


You didn't ruin anything, you're right. Cause i still don't understand where the joke is.

Maybe this is because i am german and lack the background knowledge to understand the funny part about this. but if you are able to laugh about people like me you are for sure able to explain it to me so i can laugh too, aren't you ?

Thanks in advance. :mad:
 
analyzating, diet tribe, what your team should try to improvise on...wow.

Someone needs to take some remedial english courses.
 
TwentyOne;2187289 said:
You didn't ruin anything, you're right. Cause i still don't understand where the joke is.

Maybe this is because i am german and lack the background knowledge to understand the funny part about this. but if you are able to laugh about people like me you are for sure able to explain it to me so i can laugh too, aren't you ?

Thanks in advance. :mad:
This is an interesting post given this thread that you posted today.

Or did you not understand that was also a joke?

In English we call some of this stuff malaprops and some of it slapstick. It is meant to make you smile and forget for one minute how seriously we take a game.
 
Tass;2187293 said:
analyzating, diet tribe, what your team should try to improvise on...wow.

Someone needs to take some remedial english courses.

word gimmickry ? that's the funny part ? ok i get it.
 
TwentyOne;2187289 said:
You didn't ruin anything, you're right. Cause i still don't understand where the joke is.

Maybe this is because i am german and lack the background knowledge to understand the funny part about this. but if you are able to laugh about people like me you are for sure able to explain it to me so i can laugh too, aren't you ?

Thanks in advance. :mad:
This **** just took a turn for the cerial.

Hostile - you're on notice.
 
TwentyOne;2187289 said:
You didn't ruin anything, you're right. Cause i still don't understand where the joke is.

Maybe this is because i am german and lack the background knowledge to understand the funny part about this. but if you are able to laugh about people like me you are for sure able to explain it to me so i can laugh too, aren't you ?

Thanks in advance. :mad:

Er (OP) macht nur spass niemand sollte ihn ernst nehmen
 
Tass,

are you the grammer teacher resident here? Does everyone here at the CowboysZone.com/forums come to you to edit their remarks or consultation services before they post?

Are you actually a football fan or are you paid by Hostile or Yeagermeister to "police" these forums?
 

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