Your Catchphrase You Like To Use

[CouchCoach]

Most of my catchphrases would be so censored, you'd just be guessing at what they actually are.

It is a good thing my dogs can't talk and repeat what they hear around the house. ASPCA might show up and take them away from me. CouchCoach's cussing canine catchphrases causing concern could cause chaos with a cacophony of cussing and chortling. Nuthin' but net. Tomorrow, the letter D. I get to X and Z, gonna struggle a little but that's why children and girls don't attempt this.

 

[CouchCoach]

Got this from my Grandfather....
I gotta pee like a Russian race horse.

I used to hear "I gotta pee like a tied goat" That is also part of a another one that wishing to continue posting here prevents me from posting.

Two more of my favorites are "**** you and the horse you rode in on" and "that goes for your monkey too".

 

[Birch_Wood]

That goes back to high school days
"**** you and the horse you rode in on"

 

[CouchCoach]

My favorites growing up were those use to describe people with certain looks about them.

Buck teeth. "He could eat an apple through a picket fence"
Spaces between teeth. "She could eat spaghetti through a tennis racket"
People who have that wide-eyed look naturally "like a tree full of owls".
Extra large people. "She could go bear hunting and give the switch to the bear". This was the spin on someone big and mean enough to go bear hunting with a switch.

And my two favorite from the business world are "empty suit" and I have known many of those and the phrase to describe the long time honored business practices for managers hoping problems solve themselves. "When you are up to your *** in alligators, it's hard to remember that your initial objective was the drain the swamp".

 

[Runwildboys]

"Eat **** and bark at the moon."

"When you assume, you make an *** out of you and Glen,"...My boss used to use the more common phrase, so I just use his name now.

 

[Cowpolk]

I've used dumb as a nox of rocks a few times

 

[Runwildboys]

I've used dumb as a nox of rocks a few times

I do love irony!

 

[Xelda]

Slow = Not the fastest squirrel in the tree or Dumber'n Cooter Brown.
Dancing fat woman's butt = Looks like two pigs in a blanket rooting around or Fatter'n Cooter Brown
Drunk = Three sheets to the wind or Drunker'n Cooter Brown

Yep, Cooter Brown is big in the South.

 

[CF74]

Get Off My Highway Loser!!!!!

 

[Hardline]

Whenever someone asks me how am I doing? I respond. "Why? What have you heard?"

 

[Runwildboys]

Whenever someone asks me how am I doing? I respond. "Why? What have you heard?"

My response is usually an overtly sarcastic, "Livin' the dream."

When they ask me "What's new?" my response is, "Nothing I can afford!"

"How's it goin'?"....."Quick, If you're talking about money!"

 

[Hardline]

My response is usually an overtly sarcastic, "Livin' the dream."

When they ask me "What's new?" my response is, "Nothing I can afford!"

"How's it goin'?"....."Quick, If you're talking about money!"

I remember an episode of Cheers when Norm walks into the bar and replies " Up to my bodyweight if I was eleven feet tall" when Sam asked him what he was up to.

 

[Runwildboys]

I remember an episode of Cheers when Norm walks into the bar and replies " Up to my bodyweight if I was eleven feet tall" when Sam asked him what he was up to.

He always had great replies, but yeah, that might be the best one! lol

 

[Corso]

 

[Corso]

HALO/High Speed, Low Altitude

Cut Sling Load (a great one I throw in from time to time)

Co-sign "G2G," BP. Still use it all the time.

Ate up like a soup sandwich

Mandatory fun

-- non-military --

My favorite of late: go **** yourself, Ford.

That just made me want to watch Reign of Fire... riffed.

 

[Corso]

 

[Ranching]

When my receivers would drop a pass, I would sometimes say You couldn't catch Herpes in a whorehouse.

 

[Ranching]

For me

"I'm sweating like a dog in a Chinese Restaurant"

Garrett Sucks!! Lol!