Your favorite Parcellsisms

[littlewebs]

I wanted to know what all you guys' favorite little sayings by Parcells are. My personal favorite is "He's no spring chicken." I have a feeling I'm not the only person who likes hearing these. What are some of the ones you've heard and stuck with you. Please share.

 

[Juke99]

"Let's not put him in Canton yet."

 

[MichaelWinicki]

I love the one, "If you grab that last donut you'll go home with an empty shirt-sleeve"...

Oh yeah that wasn't Bill who said that but my grandfather.

 

[Hostile]

I love the one, "If you grab that last donut you'll go home with an empty shirt-sleeve"...

Oh yeah that wasn't Bill who said that but my grandfather.

Was he by chance a cowboy?

 

[MichaelWinicki]

Was he by chance a cowboy?

He worked in the oilfields and construction his whole life... so I guess that is pretty close.

 

[Doomsday]

I loved when he said Roy Williams was a biscuit away from being a LB.

 

[50cent]

Dumb players do dumb things, smart players rarely do dumb things.

 

[Hostile]

He worked in the oilfields and construction his whole life... so I guess that is pretty close.

Did he wear a cowboy hat?

 

[karnak]

Was it Parcells who said, "You want sympathy..."?

 

[MichaelWinicki]

Did he wear a cowboy hat?

More of a "baseball-cap" sort.

 

[MichaelWinicki]

"Don't go near Juke when he's wearing his polyester suit"...


Oh, I guess Hos said that.

 

[JakeCamp12]

My favorite is "Let's not break out the hats and horns just yet..."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"Let's not put him in Canton yet."

bastid, that's my favorite

 

[superpunk]

Lookit....

 

[Bob Sacamano]

here's another one...

those *#&%%^ Cowboys!!

 

[CrazyCowboy]

It is what it is........ok?

 

[Qwickdraw]

"Him?
He's up to his *** in alligator's right now."

 

[BlueStar22]

It is what it is........ok?

it cracks me up when he says, "ok" after every sentance.

 

[CowboyJeff]

my favorite Parcellsism was when he was referring to Sean Payton and Mike Zimmer:

“You’ve got to keep an eye on those two, because they’re going to try to get the upper hand. Mike wants the defense to do well, and Sean, he’s going to have a few … no disrespect for the Orientals, but what we call Jap plays. OK, surprise things. No disrespect to anyone.”


And who can forget Parcells referring to Terry Glenn as "she." ...classic

 

[Kilyin]

"We had to get in the car and drive 3 miles to get out and practice next to a boarded up mental institution, its the truth. You think I'm kidding. You guys oughtta drive by and see that sometime, its still there"