Your favorite Parcellsisms

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"If I would have told you guys we would have went 10-6 last year before the season began, we would have had a conga line going in here."

True.

True.

True.

Have faith in the man.
 

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karnak said:
Was it Parcells who said, "You want sympathy..."?

sorry but i think that was Major Payne

my favotrite movie quote of ALL TIME by the way...

"if you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between s**t an sypholous(sp?)"

I may be wrong
 

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how about, "if I am expected to cook the meal, I would like to buy some of the groceries"(I think that was right?)

but my personal favorite, and I don't think he was the first to ever say it...

but,

"don't drink the kool-aid"
 

karnak

torrescatch22 said:
sorry but i think that was Major Payne

my favotrite movie quote of ALL TIME by the way...

"if you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between s**t an sypholous(sp?)"

I may be wrong


What a great line! Can't you picture Parcells using it, though? :D
 

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I don't remember the exact quote. It's still too early in the morning for me. But what's the one about calling 1-800-dial-a-QB?
 

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That kid was runnin' round back there like a blind dog in butcher shop.
 

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I'm up to my arse in alligators and you're asking me to drain the swamp?
 

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MichaelWinicki said:
I love the one, "If you grab that last donut you'll go home with an empty shirt-sleeve"...

Oh yeah that wasn't Bill who said that but my grandfather. ;)

No wonder it made no sense whatsoever.
 

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They're sneaky, you know? I don't mean any disrespect, but they've got alot of Jap plays, you know? No disrespect, but they're sneaky.

CLASSIC.
 

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"Sometimes you gotta get hit in the face with a skunk 2 or 3 times before you start to smell it." -When he was with New England
 
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“Success is never final, but failure can be.”

“No matter how much you've won, no matter how many games, no matter how many championships, no matter how many Super Bowls, you're not winning now, so you stink.”

“There is winning and there is misery.”

“When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know.” -- Rumsfeld said almost the same thing once.

“I don't do many endorsements. I'd rather get doused by Gatorade than bust my butt selling it.”

“My entire life has been spent thinking about this game. That's pretty narrow . . . I don't view myself as a person who's well-versed in very many subjects. I'm not proud of that.”

“I got problems here, I got problems there, ... I'm trying to get mentally organized.”
 

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I like linebackers. I collect 'em. You can't have too many good ones.

You are what you are

.The only players I hurt with my words are the ones who have an inflated opinion of their ability. I can't worry about that.

All you have to do is play better than the other guy and things go well. If you don't play better than the other players then somebody takes your place. Now a lot of guys, in this day and time with the transient nature of the sport, as soon as the competition gets too good, they want out.
 

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When A reporter asked about why his players would not break curfew.....

"It would be pretty expensive and if they think its worth it I hope they take me with them"

I did not get it exactly right , but somthing like that...
 

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leonargized said:
When A reporter asked about why his players would not break curfew.....

"It would be pretty expensive and if they think its worth it I hope they take me with them"

I did not get it exactly right , but somthing like that...

Lol. That's my favorite as well.:laugh2:
 

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"You ARE what your record SAYS you are." (Now let's see him live up to that statement...)
 
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