News: Zeke missing OTAs because of car accident

[Texas_Pete]

Zeke will get a 2-game suspension for assaulting the vehicle with his enormous melon.

 

[ActualCowboysFan]

Happened last year as well didn't it?

 

[Boyzmamacita]

didn't Zeke get in an accident last year (minor accident)?

this offseason needs to END

That was before the playoff game, IIRC.

 

[DFWJC]

Spicoli

 

[dallasdave]

I remember when I was driving that car in my movie

 

[dallasdave]

Hey that's me

 

[viman96]

That is the problem with this team cupcake. Precaution, get in their and play. Tired of today's players.

Joking? No way you are being serious?

 

[Daillest88]

It was another mara hit job

 

[MileyDancer]

Car backing out of Walmart bumps into the side of the car Zeke's in, Garrett holds him out until pre-season.

 

[DFWJC]

The Car...

Zeke...

 

[Risen Star]

That is the problem with this team cupcake. Precaution, get in their and play. Tired of today's players.

Agreed. It was this same "smart" safety approach that led to the playoff loss. Here's another sign of it and why 2017 will be no different.

 

[DFWJC]

 

[Cowboys22]

Has the league announced yet that they are investigating to see if Zeke was beating on his new girlfriend and that caused her to wreck the car?

 

[Trouty]

That is the problem with this team cupcake. Precaution, get in their and play. Tired of today's players.

Wut? LOL

 

[Trouty]

There's some pure gold in this thread!

 

[Trouty]

Agreed. It was this same "smart" safety approach that led to the playoff loss. Here's another sign of it and why 2017 will be no different.

It's OTAs, Risen. Half the time I know you're joking, the other half is what scares me for you.

 

[Zordon]

It's OTAs, Risen. Half the time I know you're joking, the other half is what scares me for you.

He's slowly turning on Jason. I kinda like it.

 

[alicetooljam]

Happened last year as well didn't it?

I believe so, around the exact same time, except he was driving that time....nevermind I guess it was earlier this year in January...

 

[Trouty]

He's slowly turning on Jason. I kinda like it.

Yeah he was a Jason guy not too long ago. An ardent supporter, even. That changed around mid-last season.

I spend too much time on this site to know the intracices of the posters as well as I do, Z

He also never replies to me, which hurts my feelings considering I've been one of his biggest supporters

 

[DFWJC]

He's slowly turning on Jason. I kinda like it.