Zeke, please try some jukes this game

[Mobinvans]

Zeke is my boy, hes a beast....

But....maybe try running around some people and using some jukes this game..crashing into them in wide open space seems to leave some meat on the bone good sir

 

[Mobinvans]

Lol, got burned by auto correct

 

[irishline]

Jokes? You mean jukes?

Or you got jokes?

 

[CPanther95]

Zeke is my boy, hes a beast....

But....maybe try running around some people and using some jokes this game..crashing into them in wide open space seems to leave some meat in the one good sir

I love autocorrect.

Although that last line is quite disturbing.

 

[maryquality]

So Zeke is a comedian now? LOL

 

[blueblood70]

Zeke is my boy, hes a beast....

But....maybe try running around some people and using some jukes this game..crashing into them in wide open space seems to leave some meat on the bone good sir

JUKES? ie moves..

 

[Whyjerry]

He leaves meat on the bone because he is 10-15 pounds too heavy. Guy has clearly lost a step.

Cabo vs Training Camp will do that to you.

 

[Mobinvans]

I love autocorrect.

Although that last line is quite disturbing.

I'm pretty bad typing on my phone...auto correct just makes things worse..haha

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

I think pollard and zeke need to play together way more. Have pollard play the cobb/ Austin role. I don’t think zeke can juke and still get positive yards there’s simply not enough daylight on most of these plays

 

[CF74]

Knock knock
Who’s there
Pollard
Pollard who
Tony Pollard running past you

 

[jazzcat22]

Hopefully this team is not a comedy of errors again, and will be laughed at still as a joke.
Let's make the Eagles a joke, and clip their wings.
Die, Eagles, Die!!!

 

[Mobinvans]

I think pollard and zeke need to play together way more. Have pollard play the cobb/ Austin role. I don’t think zeke can juke and still get positive yards there’s simply not enough daylight on most of these plays

Zeke is still my fav player....but hes always crashing into people in wide open space...

 

[acr731]

Here's some old school jokes for you...

 

[JayFord]

Lol, got burned by auto correct

im all for zeke telling a joke mid run if the defender gets weak from laughing and misses the tackle

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

He leaves meat on the bone because he is 10-15 pounds too heavy. Guy has clearly lost a step.

Cabo vs Training Camp will do that to you.

I could see that.
You run wind sprints with a little more determination when your contract isn’t secure. With $50m guaranteed to you you’re simply gonna train differently. If he was a focused guy he wouldn’t be risking his career with so many drunken shenanigans.

not saying he can’t have fun or whatever but it’s just sloppy shortsighted stuff he was doing and he got paid anyways ya know.

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

Jokes and jokes and jokes and.........

 

[CPanther95]

Zeke : "Hey Fletcher , knock knock!
Fletcher : 'Who's there ?"
Zeke : "Not me anymore, sucker!"

Could work. Maybe?

 

[The Fonz]

He better quit this eating gesture of his it is too silly specially when he is not playing well after the money contract commotion.

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

Zeke is still my fav player....but hes always crashing into people in wide open space...

Yea I was at the game and on that big play he missed it felt like we lost the game right there.
Kinda NEED him or amari to make 2-3 wow plays a game or our defense has to play perfect

 

[RD21]

I think pollard and zeke need to play together way more. Have pollard play the cobb/ Austin role. I don’t think zeke can juke and still get positive yards there’s simply not enough daylight on most of these plays

Not sure about Zeke's jukes but, that butterscotch Tastykake Krimpet is for real. Love those