Sounds like you spend a lot of time in Fresno, you podunk dunce.
Professional failures think they're associated with a university by walking across a campus
lmao
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Professional failures claim their wives are shot callers at major hospitals only to be found out they're really just HR technicians...
Professional failures think San Luis Obispo is next to Fresno...
Professional failures can only sum up their military experience with "buh, i gOT my dD-214!!!!"
Professional failures are so legitimately pathetic they get caught doctoring posts to blatantly try and lie
Professional failures think 55 is "almost 150% more than 37."