Recommended Rapsheet: Cowboys/WFT just got real *Team Benches*

[jujoboys]

Boy oh boy, lots of internet memes potential if they lose, lol. No warm benches? Oh man, like I said, they need to toughen up. Their whole division is in the north east. Hold your training camp in Greenland next time.

Love it though. In their face!

So Dallas should just sit back and watch the WFT sit comfortable on warm benches and have warm helmet heaters while our team sits on cold benches? We were just trying to even the playing field. If WFT can’t supply adequate equipment then we will just bring our own. I love the move. Give our guys everything they need.

 

[LittleD]

It didn't help the Patriots, hopefully we'll get a similar outcome today.

we were better then. Not much can help this team now. Business decisions all around these days.

 

[Streifenkarl]

So Dallas should just sit back and watch the WFT sit comfortable on warm benches and have warm helmet heaters while our team sits on cold benches? We were just trying to even the playing field. If WFT can’t supply adequate equipment then we will just bring our own. I love the move. Give our guys everything they need.

Didn't read the text, just looked at the picture. So their own benches have warmers, just not the guest side of the field is under equipped? How did the other teams deal with this?

Sorry but I just saw it as a joke and don't intend to inject any seriousness into that.

 

[Lutonio]

I was just reading about this. I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. Apparently the team heard from Seattle that the visitors’ heated benches kept malfunctioning. Sounds like Dallas isn’t taking any chances with that kind of funny business. They were shipped in from a company in Cleveland.

 

[LittleD]

Jerry shows the NFL that his football players are a bunch of whiners and wimping idiots who can no longer play in the ice bowls of the NFL. Where are the days of real men playing on ice fields in Green Bay.
Dallas crybabies get a spanking in Washington this afternoon.

 

[TexasBoys2288]

You have got to be kidding me.

Flying in heated benches for a game played on a sunny and 47 degree day?

You have got to be kidding me.

Maybe the WFT's opponent benches are full of splinters and nails.

 

[LACowboysFan1]

Thanks. There are massive propane tanks I see behind the bench, so there is a backup plan.

Please re-read my quote from the manufacturer: a 120-volt portable heater and clean-burning natural gas or propane...

Without the 120v power they don't work.

 

[Western]

Enough of this b*** s***.
Just win the damn game.

 

[Clove]

Total boss move.

 

[Fmart322]

It'll be funny if the Cowboys leave them there after the game. Especially if they leave the logo on the benches. Lol.

 

[Praxit]

..you know what, I bet they are heated benches. Why go through the trouble of bringing in regular benches?

 

[Miller]

Seems like a reaction to possibly having non-heated benches there last year.
Don't know. Just an educated guess.

Right

 

[jujoboys]

Didn't read the text, just looked at the picture. So their own benches have warmers, just not the guest side of the field is under equipped? How did the other teams deal with this?

Sorry but I just saw it as a joke and don't intend to inject any seriousness into that.

They said that the visiting side and the home side of WFT’s stadium has bench, helmet, and feet warmers. However, Dallas was notified by a visiting team that played in Washington recently that the visiting side’s equipment was not working.

 

[Seven]

If Dallas wins.......leave 'em.

 

[CouchCoach]

OK,. let me get this straight. SEA tells DAL about the benches, which is weird enough on its own, and DAL calls a company in CLE to deliver the benches? From where? Do they keep those benches in CLE? Did a company in CLE make those benches?

"Hi, I am calling on behalf of Jerry Jones, what?, yeah Booger, and we'd like to order 6 heated benches and have them delivered to FedEx field in Maryland. And oh yeah, could you make the name Cowboys a little larger than the last batch we ordered? Hold on, what? Oh, OK. Would you happen to have the name of a florist there specializing in funeral wreaths?"

I tell you what, the Cowboys lose this game and Booger might grab McCarthy and jump on the boat for a little cruise to parts unknown.

OK, we need a name for this. How about Benchgate?

 

[viman96]

Jerry needs to bring a bunch of chickens and release them on the field! That would really bring this back! For those that do not know what I'm talking about, ti would be worth looking up

 

[Vtwin]

Maybe the WFT's opponent benches are full of splinters and nails.

Or maybe they are made of oak instead of a nice soft pine.

I don't think we can say, "no crying in football", anymore after this.

 

[Zman5]

Did Jerry FedExed the benches?

 

[CCBoy]

Hot damn!!!!! It's the old Cowboys v Indians of my youth.

Doing this is akin to the Skins getting off the buses in camo in Dallas, signaling they are going to war, and now the Cowboys fans in that dump have even more reason to get fired up.

Between the HC and the GM, they sure are trying to fire up the old rivalry and they didn't need to stoke my fire. I feel the old crazy coming back.

What's next? The spirit of Crazy Ray behind those benches?

All you younger fans that didn't grow up with the best rivalry in all sports, get ready for a trip in the Way Back machine.

Hey...for Crazy Ray!

 

[thunderpimp91]

Jerry shows the NFL that his football players are a bunch of whiners and wimping idiots who can no longer play in the ice bowls of the NFL. Where are the days of real men playing on ice fields in Green Bay.
Dallas crybabies get a spanking in Washington this afternoon.

Oh please...Even during the ice bowl teams brought jackets for their guys to wear on the sidelines, and tarps to put up to block the wind. Technology has just improved boomer