Please, Micah. Don't Do It!

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Micah, you are a very special person when it comes to the game of football. I have no doubt you are special in many other ways.

You need to know that there are people out there that realize they will never be special. Therefore, some have decided that they will compensate for this by bringing down a special person.

You should know that there have been many NFL players that made some serious mistakes so that you don't have to. Not just football players but professional athletes throughout the world.

So please Micah,

Don't go to bars after midnight.

Don't hang out with dangerous friends, the kind that like to carry weapons.

Don't be seen going into marijuana shops.

Don't expose your date even if she gives her consent.

Don't form an entourage.

Don't take a political position during your career.

Don't be a celebrity.

Don't host SNL

Don't dance with the stars

Don't let a golddigger into your life.

Don't ever date a Kardashian.

And,

If you walk into your hotel room and see a beautiful girl lying on your bed then realize....it's a trap!

.run!

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plasticman said:
Micah, you are a very special person when it comes to the game of football. I have no doubt you are special in many other ways.

You need to know that there are people out there that realize they will never be special. Therefore, some have decided that they will compensate for this by bringing down a special person.

You should know that there have been many NFL players that made some serious mistakes so that you don't have to. Not just football players but professional athletes throughout the world.

So please Micah,

Don't go to bars after midnight.

Don't hang out with dangerous friends, the kind that like to carry weapons.

Don't be seen going into marijuana shops.

Don't expose your date even if she gives her consent.

Don't form an entourage.

Don't take a political position during your career.

Don't be a celebrity.

Don't host SNL

Don't dance with the stars

Don't let a golddigger into your life.

Don't ever date a Kardashian.

And,

If you walk into your hotel room and see a beautiful girl lying on your bed then realize....it's a trap!

.run!

N

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Sage advice, my friend. Can't think of anything you left out...yet.
 
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Let's add in that he not drive intoxicated or buy a performance car or motorcycle and drive it like a maniac sober either.

We've seen how all that turns out a few times and could definitely do without it.

Also one baby mama is probably enough at this point in your career no need to knock up the whole town or catch something you don't want.
 
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He owes us nothing.
He going to be great because thats what he wants to be. If he derails, thats on him. All the greats strives to be great role models.
 
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plasticman said:
Micah, you are a very special person when it comes to the game of football. I have no doubt you are special in many other ways.

You need to know that there are people out there that realize they will never be special. Therefore, some have decided that they will compensate for this by bringing down a special person.

You should know that there have been many NFL players that made some serious mistakes so that you don't have to. Not just football players but professional athletes throughout the world.

So please Micah,

Don't go to bars after midnight.

Don't hang out with dangerous friends, the kind that like to carry weapons.

Don't be seen going into marijuana shops.

Don't expose your date even if she gives her consent.

Don't form an entourage.

Don't take a political position during your career.

Don't be a celebrity.

Don't host SNL

Don't dance with the stars

Don't let a golddigger into your life.

Don't ever date a Kardashian.

And,

If you walk into your hotel room and see a beautiful girl lying on your bed then realize....it's a trap!

.run!

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Or you can be like Tom Landry. Calvinist, doesn't dance. Prefers Lawrence Welk reruns on a wild Saturday night. And eats biscuits and has coffee with Stautner to celebrate New Year's.
A life like tha will keep you safe, Micah, but darn tha's a boring life.
 
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plasticman said:
Micah, you are a very special person when it comes to the game of football. I have no doubt you are special in many other ways.

You need to know that there are people out there that realize they will never be special. Therefore, some have decided that they will compensate for this by bringing down a special person.

You should know that there have been many NFL players that made some serious mistakes so that you don't have to. Not just football players but professional athletes throughout the world.

So please Micah,

Don't go to bars after midnight.

Don't hang out with dangerous friends, the kind that like to carry weapons.

Don't be seen going into marijuana shops.

Don't expose your date even if she gives her consent.

Don't form an entourage.

Don't take a political position during your career.

Don't be a celebrity.

Don't host SNL

Don't dance with the stars

Don't let a golddigger into your life.

Don't ever date a Kardashian.

And,

If you walk into your hotel room and see a beautiful girl lying on your bed then realize....it's a trap!

.run!

N

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Micah seems like a pretty down to earth guy and generally a pretty good dude. It could happen, but I don't think he will be the type to get into trouble during his career.
 
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