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[Xelda]

Liar. That was your name as a stripper and you know it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You rascal!!!! I chose the honest route and suffered under leering bosses. I was recruited for wet t-shirt contests, but refused them all.

I did have one rowdy night when I acted up though. I am the biggest fraidy cat I know and my friends wanted to go to a haunted house. I think the DJs at a local radio station were involved. I told them I'd sit in the car to protect it, but they refused my offer. Hence forth, I grabbed the bottle of booze and started drinking. I was so loopy, I was ready to run in and out of those dark sheets. My shameful part was when guys dressed as monsters came at us. Normally, I'd freeze in fear or run but this time I grabbed Dracula's butt with both hands. He turned back and said "I want to drink YOUR blood". Drunk me laughed at him and pushed him away.

I don't think I have any nice stories of me drinking. I took this opportunity to share the haunted house story. My apologies if I tainted my angelic persona. Xelda would have been a good stripper name though.

 

[Montanalo]

I don't know about life flashing before your eyes in a near-death experience, but I can attest to your backside puckering severely.

Let me explain. Returning from Calgary early this morning we (i) ran into a patch of black ice. The vehicle did a 180 and ran off the road through a fence and into a pasture. Luckily, no injuries, but some severely shaken nerves. The vehicle was not drivable, though.

We've waited a few hours for a tow truck already and have been assured one is on the way. We are on reservation land, literally in the middle of no where. The Sheriff and a couple of good Samaritan ranchers have stopped to offer assistance. Makes me believe in the goodness of mankind.

 

[Runwildboys]

I don't know about life flashing before your eyes in a near-death experience, but I can attest to your backside puckering severely.

Let me explain. Returning from Calgary early this morning we (i) ran into a patch of black ice. The vehicle did a 180 and ran off the road through a fence and into a pasture. Luckily, no injuries, but some severely shaken nerves. The vehicle was not drivable, though.

We've waited a few hours for a tow truck already and have been assured one is on the way. We are on reservation land, literally in the middle of no where. The Sheriff and a couple of good Samaritan ranchers have stopped to offer assistance. Makes me believe in the goodness of mankind.

Wait until you get the bill for the fence before you take that stance!

J/K...mostly.

Glad nobody got hurt, especially you!

 

[Montanalo]

Wait until you get the bill for the fence before you take that stance!

J/K...mostly.

Glad nobody got hurt, especially you!

Thanks, Runny!

 

[kskboys]

I don't know about life flashing before your eyes in a near-death experience, but I can attest to your backside puckering severely.

Let me explain. Returning from Calgary early this morning we (i) ran into a patch of black ice. The vehicle did a 180 and ran off the road through a fence and into a pasture. Luckily, no injuries, but some severely shaken nerves. The vehicle was not drivable, though.

We've waited a few hours for a tow truck already and have been assured one is on the way. We are on reservation land, literally in the middle of no where. The Sheriff and a couple of good Samaritan ranchers have stopped to offer assistance. Makes me believe in the goodness of mankind.

Not too long ago an older man was leaving the Tractor Supply parking lot w/ a pile of TPosts. Must've had 200-300. Apparently he didn't tie them on, or didn't tie them on well and they scattered all over the highway. I immediately parked my truck and ran out to assist, both in stopping traffic and removing TPosts. I grabbed 6 or 8 and headed to where his truck was parked. When I turned around, there were 3 people directing traffic and several others coming right behind me w/ arms full of TPosts. I didn't even get to make a 2nd trip. I still get tears in my eyes when I think of all the good people rushing out to help.

Absolutely amazing how good people really are.

 

[Xelda]

I didn't realize we've got both Smokey and the Bandit here. So very glad both of you are safe.

 

[kskboys]

I didn't realize we've got both Smokey and the Bandit here. So very glad both of you are safe.

And the duchess and the dirtwater fox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Xelda]

Does anyone else try to read stuff before they're truly awake? The other day I read that over a million chickens had been ordered to stay inside. Something about the air quality.

 

[Runwildboys]

Does anyone else try to read stuff before they're truly awake? The other day I read that over a million chickens had been ordered to stay inside. Something about the air quality.

It's a shame that not a single one of them read the order. There's chickens coughing all over the place!

 

[Montanalo]

It's a shame that not a single one of them read the order. There's chickens coughing all over the place!

Chicken pox?

 

[Xelda]

Chicken care is extremely important. Lester Holt told me two chickens in Looziana are in bad shape from whooping cough. Who is infecting our chickens? We need to start vaccinating again. We can start on that egomaniac AR. (It's never too early or late to take a jab at him.)

 

[Xelda]

Good afternoon Pops, Coachadoodles and all my Popsadoodles. I finished my final intravenous radiation treatment and next up will be a scan to see how smart my doctor is. I'm coming out from under the fog of the treatment. I thought I'd share my latest escapade with y'all. Before my treatment, the pain was getting the best of me. I took a pain pill. Normally they would knock me out, but this time I was awake and apparently looking for trouble. My washer had gone out and I'd purchased a new one. I'd also purchased groceries from Sam's. Everyone was wanting me to review my purchases. Well....

I praised my new washer and said my old washer had to wait for permission from NASA in order to release my child lock. Y'all, I did so much cussing in front of my washer. (Was that sock really worth it?) Lettuce and tomatoes got high marks while I called two bottles of olives my soul mates. I was on a roll but got bored and hung up my happy meter for better things. I don't know if anything was posted, but I still have those pain pills for more opinions and the beat goes on.

I hope all of you are safe, well and happy. Olives for everyone!

 

[Runwildboys]

Good afternoon Pops, Coachadoodles and all my Popsadoodles. I finished my final intravenous radiation treatment and next up will be a scan to see how smart my doctor is. I'm coming out from under the fog of the treatment. I thought I'd share my latest escapade with y'all. Before my treatment, the pain was getting the best of me. I took a pain pill. Normally they would knock me out, but this time I was awake and apparently looking for trouble. My washer had gone out and I'd purchased a new one. I'd also purchased groceries from Sam's. Everyone was wanting me to review my purchases. Well....

I praised my new washer and said my old washer had to wait for permission from NASA in order to release my child lock. Y'all, I did so much cussing in front of my washer. (Was that sock really worth it?) Lettuce and tomatoes got high marks while I called two bottles of olives my soul mates. I was on a roll but got bored and hung up my happy meter for better things. I don't know if anything was posted, but I still have those pain pills for more opinions and the beat goes on.

I hope all of you are safe, well and happy. Olives for everyone!

Make my olives the habañero stuffed variety, please!

Doll, you have no idea how much I'm hoping your doctor is absolutely brilliant!

I'm thinking about getting a new washer and dryer myself. The ones I have work just fine, except when it's time to wash blankets. I want a high capacity set...but I don't review anything. I'm tired of it.

Go to the bank: "How'd we do?"
CVS: "How was your visit?"
Go to the doctor: "Tell us how we did!"

Piss off, all o' ya! I just wanna get what I need to get. When you deal with me, the best comment is no comment. Believe me, if you screwed up, I'm gonna let you know. If you don't hear from me, take it as a job adequately done.

 

[Montanalo]

Go to the bank: "How'd we do?"
CVS: "How was your visit?"
Go to the doctor: "Tell us how we did!"

You know what really gets me going is the comment, ".....Anything less than 5 stars is viewed as a failure (or substandard or not good or whatever). So, basically, tell us we're doing great or don't bother rating us.