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[Xelda]

Liar. That was your name as a stripper and you know it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You rascal!!!! I chose the honest route and suffered under leering bosses. I was recruited for wet t-shirt contests, but refused them all.

I did have one rowdy night when I acted up though. I am the biggest fraidy cat I know and my friends wanted to go to a haunted house. I think the DJs at a local radio station were involved. I told them I'd sit in the car to protect it, but they refused my offer. Hence forth, I grabbed the bottle of booze and started drinking. I was so loopy, I was ready to run in and out of those dark sheets. My shameful part was when guys dressed as monsters came at us. Normally, I'd freeze in fear or run but this time I grabbed Dracula's butt with both hands. He turned back and said "I want to drink YOUR blood". Drunk me laughed at him and pushed him away.

I don't think I have any nice stories of me drinking. I took this opportunity to share the haunted house story. My apologies if I tainted my angelic persona. Xelda would have been a good stripper name though.

 

[Montanalo]

I don't know about life flashing before your eyes in a near-death experience, but I can attest to your backside puckering severely.

Let me explain. Returning from Calgary early this morning we (i) ran into a patch of black ice. The vehicle did a 180 and ran off the road through a fence and into a pasture. Luckily, no injuries, but some severely shaken nerves. The vehicle was not drivable, though.

We've waited a few hours for a tow truck already and have been assured one is on the way. We are on reservation land, literally in the middle of no where. The Sheriff and a couple of good Samaritan ranchers have stopped to offer assistance. Makes me believe in the goodness of mankind.

 

[Runwildboys]

I don't know about life flashing before your eyes in a near-death experience, but I can attest to your backside puckering severely.

Let me explain. Returning from Calgary early this morning we (i) ran into a patch of black ice. The vehicle did a 180 and ran off the road through a fence and into a pasture. Luckily, no injuries, but some severely shaken nerves. The vehicle was not drivable, though.

We've waited a few hours for a tow truck already and have been assured one is on the way. We are on reservation land, literally in the middle of no where. The Sheriff and a couple of good Samaritan ranchers have stopped to offer assistance. Makes me believe in the goodness of mankind.

Wait until you get the bill for the fence before you take that stance!

J/K...mostly.

Glad nobody got hurt, especially you!

 

[Montanalo]

Wait until you get the bill for the fence before you take that stance!

J/K...mostly.

Glad nobody got hurt, especially you!

Thanks, Runny!

 

[kskboys]

I don't know about life flashing before your eyes in a near-death experience, but I can attest to your backside puckering severely.

Let me explain. Returning from Calgary early this morning we (i) ran into a patch of black ice. The vehicle did a 180 and ran off the road through a fence and into a pasture. Luckily, no injuries, but some severely shaken nerves. The vehicle was not drivable, though.

We've waited a few hours for a tow truck already and have been assured one is on the way. We are on reservation land, literally in the middle of no where. The Sheriff and a couple of good Samaritan ranchers have stopped to offer assistance. Makes me believe in the goodness of mankind.

Not too long ago an older man was leaving the Tractor Supply parking lot w/ a pile of TPosts. Must've had 200-300. Apparently he didn't tie them on, or didn't tie them on well and they scattered all over the highway. I immediately parked my truck and ran out to assist, both in stopping traffic and removing TPosts. I grabbed 6 or 8 and headed to where his truck was parked. When I turned around, there were 3 people directing traffic and several others coming right behind me w/ arms full of TPosts. I didn't even get to make a 2nd trip. I still get tears in my eyes when I think of all the good people rushing out to help.

Absolutely amazing how good people really are.

 

[Xelda]

I didn't realize we've got both Smokey and the Bandit here. So very glad both of you are safe.