This will make you sick.
A reminder on the process that led to the Cowboys hiring Brian Schottenheimer:
- Dallas sent Mike McCarthy into lame duck 2024
- The season went predictably bad
- They missed the playoffs
- They spent the Wild Card Round doing nothing, going back and forth with him
- This made potentially interviewing top candidates at the time (Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn) impossible, literally
- Monday of the Wild Card Round they finally separated
- The first report of Schotty being connected to the job was because he was the betting favorite out of nowhere
- It was after that it was reported he was having an interview
- They announced him as the new head coach on a Friday night, very un-Cowboys
The whole thing was a mess and so of course here we are.
I will tell you how it all went down.
Jerry & Stephen at the bar:
Son, we need a new HC.
Daddy, I think we got our guy... Goes by schottty.
Son, he needs to:
Fall in line.
Be okay with us having the final say.
Be okay with us being involved in the day to day.
Be okay with us being in the locker room.
Be okay with us dictating the draft.
Be okay with us making all other coaching decisions.
Be willing to take a huge discount, after all you are the HC of the cowboys.
Be okay with us talking to the media after every game.
Never speak negative about us.
Never be hard on the players we spend the most on.
Daddy, Schottty will do all of that!
Son, we got ourselves the next Dallas Cowboys football coach for 10 years!