I Like Beer A Lot

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maxdogg said:
***** awesome bro!!
I once was at a frat party at Lehigh university and banged a smoking hot future doctor lol.
A couple days later she would not return my calls:muttley:
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Melonfeud said:
:thumbup:(blog that on penthouse forum Max!)

Man! When I drove taxi at night,,, whew! The drunk 19 y.o. college girls were falling from the sky on me, then the boatload of working hoe's and strippers ( they didn't wanna pay the cab fare in cash, I'll tell you that much,what they did pay in, wouldn't go in the gas tank either.:lmao::lmao2::lmao:)
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I worked at the biggest Spring Break bar in the world back in the 90's. I was in charge of outside security. Need I say more. ;););)
 
haleyrules said:
Wheres the coach??
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Haley! Good morning, I'm at work today wrapping up a few things. Gonna take the next 5 days off. My daughter is out of school, so i'll get to spend some quality father/daughter time. She can also be my designated driver. lol
 
Ranching said:
Haley! Good morning, I'm at work today wrapping up a few things. Gonna take the next 5 days off. My daughter is out of school, so i'll get to spend some quality father/daughter time. She can also be my designated driver. lol
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I always enjoyed time with the kids. Designated drivers are very useful creatures!! ;).
 
Ranching said:
It's a beautiful day in South Texas. Sunny, slight breeze and mid 80's. It'll be 98 and windy by the weekend. I picked a bad day to come to work.
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Well, it just means you deserve that drink all the more this weekend, brother :)
 
Just ate a couple hotdogs from an outrageously great hotdog spot in downtown NoHo. Sweat and spicy kilbasa dog, Chicago dog, and feta garlic fries. That's all I'll eat today :)
 
DFWJC said:
Got a stripper to go home with you....sweet, max!
j/k

I miss strange. Need to at least buy my wife some wigs or something.
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:lmao2::lmao::lmao2: try it!,,, she might 'get into it'

I Had one that could go 'out of character'.
She was Natasha from Soviet Russia,:lmao:(hilarious)

I acted like a 'Spanish bull fighter' one time with one, damn if she didn't fall head over heels with it,,,:lmao:,,,I'm like :huh: " wait a minute, now I gotta be on the look out for Ricardo Montalban creeping around the back door when I go to work":lmao2::lmao::lmao2:
 
Melonfeud said:
:lmao2::lmao::lmao2: try it!,,, she might 'get into it'

I Had one that could go 'out of character'.
She was Natasha from Soviet Russia,:lmao:(hilarious)

I acted like a 'Spanish bull fighter' one time with one, damn if she didn't fall head over heels with it,,,:lmao:,,,I'm like :huh: " wait a minute, now I gotta be on the look out for Ricardo Montalban creeping around the back door when I go to work":lmao2::lmao::lmao2:
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How many times did you gore her with your horn. Lol
 
Melonfeud said:
:lmao2::lmao::lmao2: try it!,,, she might 'get into it'

I Had one that could go 'out of character'.
She was Natasha from Soviet Russia,:lmao:(hilarious)

I acted like a 'Spanish bull fighter' one time with one, damn if she didn't fall head over heels with it,,,:lmao:,,,I'm like :huh: " wait a minute, now I gotta be on the look out for Ricardo Montalban creeping around the back door when I go to work":lmao2::lmao::lmao2:
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:omg::huh::omg:
:lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
Just tried that Georgia Gold chicken from KFC. Whoever thought of that needs to be terminated. That stuff was disgusting! :facepalm:
 
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