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That's gonna be a pack of pits you'll have running around the fort! Have you shopped them around for homes? If I wanted to pull a ' Rockefeller' and disappear into the jungles of
Central America( no cannibals there) what breed of dog would you recommend I'd take along for that final walk, And why?,, the ones I've seen on national geographic shows are all shorthaired medium on the smaller side and look like mutts,,, I guess a Chihuahua would fit in a shirt pocket:lmao: but their idiots and could reveal my whereabouts from yapping ,,,;)
lol. The pits sell like cold beer here. I wasn't expected 9...so 4 are sold already. The rest won't last long. My dogs are beauties. Well, ha, l have always had pitties they are very popular here...real loyal family dogs and fearless. Thats what you want and l happen to have a couple for you!
 
lol. The pits sell like cold beer here. I wasn't expected 9...so 4 are sold already. The rest won't last long. My dogs are beauties. Well, ha, l have always had pitties they are very popular here...real loyal family dogs and fearless. Thats what you want and l happen to have a couple for you!
LoL!!! Why in the hell didn't I know yer' jungle dog of choice was gonna be a pit,,,:lmao2:
Seriously other than a set of vice grip jaws and tenacious ferocity,massive low slung strength and a stupid grin,,, would they drink my bottle of medicinal Jim Beam Bourbon I would attach to their neck? Cuz' I never could trust my yellow labs with such an important task,,,they partied like an Elliott.
 
LoL!!! Why in the hell didn't I know yer' jungle dog of choice was gonna be a pit,,,:lmao2:
Seriously other than a set of vice grip jaws and tenacious ferocity,massive low slung strength and a stupid grin,,, would they drink my bottle of medicinal Jim Beam Bourbon I would attach to their neck? Cuz' I never could trust my yellow labs with such an important task,,,they partied like an Elliott.
:lmao::lmao2::muttley:
 
LoL!!! Why in the hell didn't I know yer' jungle dog of choice was gonna be a pit,,,:lmao2:
Seriously other than a set of vice grip jaws and tenacious ferocity,massive low slung strength and a stupid grin,,, would they drink my bottle of medicinal Jim Beam Bourbon I would attach to their neck? Cuz' I never could trust my yellow labs with such an important task,,,they partied like an Elliott.
Well, down here you are going to have to switch to dark rum, to fit in, that shouldn't be much of a problem for you. Jim Beam...nice booze...ever booze on Wild Turkey??
 
Well, down here you are going to have to switch to dark rum, to fit in, that shouldn't be much of a problem for you. Jim Beam...nice booze...ever booze on Wild Turkey??
Sure have my friend! Yet through the years I've refined my palate to the 'none genuine without my signature James B. Beam'
And prolly couldn't slug a half coffee cup of the wild Turkey,,, did I ever tell you about that "Indian arts and crafts" dude I know who has a half dozen indigenous indian people's from Columbia making pottery and collecting from the backwaters centuries-old rum making wooden hand-carved stuff?
 
Are you boozin?
I hope not for his own well being( he can get snot slinging drunk 39 years from now if he tends to biznessTODAY!,)

now,on the other hand ! my 3 day old 1/2 gallon of fireball is sadly holding it's own with yet but a single firefight remaining(@ 25%)
 
I hope not for his own well being( he can get snot slinging drunk 39 years from now if he tends to biznessTODAY!,)

now,on the other hand ! my 3 day old 1/2 gallon of fireball is sadly holding it's own with yet but a single firefight remaining(@ 25%)
Snot slinging drunk..lol :lmao:. l am going to try that! Ha! Maybe Trouty and Waldo could have a shirley Temple together!! Waldos buyin!
 
Sure have my friend! Yet through the years I've refined my palate to the 'none genuine without my signature James B. Beam'
And prolly couldn't slug a half coffee cup of the wild Turkey,,, did I ever tell you about that "Indian arts and crafts" dude I know who has a half dozen indigenous indian people's from Columbia making pottery and collecting from the backwaters centuries-old rum making wooden hand-carved stuff?
No, please share!!
 
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