I Like Beer A Lot

[Ranching]

[putty controlling himself not to make bad joke]

Shame on you, no altar boys allowed around here! Endd up having a great time at the karaoke bar. Hurting a bit this morning. Saluuu..

 

[waldoputty]

That's the DAVID of DALLAS legend???
My god! He Strikes a much more Awesome figure than I kinda pictured him as,,, he's obviously took pains in his Preparatory phase b-4 this stunning photo session !!!
( purty certain yer' gonna pay in pain & tears fer' this overt action conducted against DD Mr.Chow! although I'll feel pretty bad inside when I hear your agonizing whimpers and pleas for mercy while groveling under the impending shadow of DAVE'S DOOM,,, I'll prolly crack open a beer and flip listlessly thru my 23 channels of nothing and think of barnyard animals watching in locked amazement as the farmers wife wrings the neck of the oldest rooster in preparations of Sundays dinner!,,, cuz' that's one of my happy places I run to when I hear your anguished cries.)

 

[waldoputty]

Shame on you, no altar boys allowed around here! Endd up having a great time at the karaoke bar. Hurting a bit this morning. Saluuu..

morning coach
karaoke bar.
hurting a bit this morning.
we honor ur sacrifice.
i am pretty sure they appreciate the good time!

 

[Ranching]

morning coach
karaoke bar.
hurting a bit this morning.
we honor ur sacrifice.
i am pretty sure they appreciate the good time!

Shoot, i woke up with a big scratch on my thigh and my abdomen. I must have had a great time last night.

 

[waldoputty]

Shoot, i woke up with a big scratch on my thigh and my abdomen. I must have had a great time last night.

Hmmmmm
that sounds scary you cannot remember what happened...

OTOH too annoyed with zeke 6 games suspension to have fun today...

 

[LocimusPrime]

Tgif tgif tgif everyone

 

[Trouty]

@Ranching

Love ya bro. I won't be specific, but man, mad respect, Coach.

I hope you know what I'm referring to, my dear friend.

 

[waldoputty]

This is the only revenge I can think of that Jerry can do if 6 game suspension holds up:

1. Dak goes on sabbatical with Zeke to Argentina to play with loose woman. Jerry goes with them as well as Jaylon and Dez. The 5 amigos posts their happy trip on Cowboys mothership. This tanks the year and gets them a top 3 draft pick for war daddy.
2. A bad Cowboys team pisses off many owners and NFL because they will lose revenues and TV ratings as Cowboys games were most of the top TV draws last year. Jerry can easily afford it, and he can turn home games into subtle Goddell hate fests.
3. Piss off NFL more by bringing in Kapernick to replace Dak for the year, Ray Rice for RB, and Hardy for RDE. This would also make it easier to keep Hardy for 2018 and 2019 because the contract would have 2 1-year options.
4. During the season, sue NFL for antitrust and HR violations.
5. As @Hardline said, hire PI to investigate Goddell and expose him.
6. Put bounty on Eli and an up and coming defensive player on the Giants when we play them. 15 yard penalties = bonus for the game.

Jerry can cut off his nose to get back at the NFL and Goddell.
As of Dec 19:
"Four of the five most watched NFL games this season, per Sports Media Watch, are Cowboys games. They are: Cowboys-Commanders on Thanksgiving (35.1 million); Cowboys-Steelers (28.9 million); Cowboys-Packers (28.0 million); Vikings-Lions (27.6 million) and Cowboys-Giants (27.5 million)."
http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/new...day-night-football/100gom2uodrgf1fvjuxmmm5y7t

 

[waldoputty]

a good laugh compliments of the coach :

 

[Sarge]

Good evening and Cheers.

 

[Ranched]

Tgif tgif tgif everyone[/QUOTE] Indeed. Getting ready to crack one soon. AND I don't mean Ranchy.

 

[Sarge]

George Dickel Tennessee Whiskey.

 

[Ranched]

Time to crack one soon. Gotta go....

 

[Trouty]

Good evening and Cheers.

Sarge, brother, cheers!!!

 

[Trouty]

Tgif tgif tgif everyone

Indeed. Getting ready to crack one soon. AND I don't mean Ranchy.[/QUOTE]
Hey Sis!!! Glad to see you buying a drink in the Tavern

 

[Trouty]

Time to crack one soon. Gotta go....

 

[haleyrules]

Tgif tgif tgif everyone

Amen. Sippin on some cheap Vodka!!

 

[haleyrules]

Time to crack one soon. Gotta go....

lol. You always crack me up. Is that your daughter in the clip??

 

[haleyrules]

Trouty!! Whats doin in L.A. Is it true, waldo, told me you two has moved in together and set up a love nest!?!

 

[Trouty]

Trouty!! Whats doin in L.A. Is it true, waldo, told me you two has moved in together and set up a love nest!?!

Waldo wishes. He's a horny naughty boy. Needs to be chained up, upside down, in some remote location