A Crazy, Crazy Idea About Zeke

[CT Dal Fan]

here's my fantasy:

Tiffany Thompson comes forward and admits to lying about everything and as a result completely and utterly humiliates the NFL and Goodell in particular

if she played her cards right I'm sure she could get an even bigger payday from blackmailing Goodell than she would from Zeke

Jerry Jones would give her at least a six figure sum for doing this. All under the table, of course.

 

[haleyrules]

lol. Certainly, not enough humour on this thread. It wasn't to be taken seriously. It would be worth ALL the punishment to see the leagues response!!.

 

[Corso]

I finally looked her up...
She's hot.

If I was single... I'd probably get in trouble over that before it's too late also...

Lord almighty...

 

[bark]

Radical. I love it. Just change his number and the name on his jersey and let it rip...tell the NFL they just discovered this big headed freak playin rugby in Uganda.....I mean why not....Shave his head and take a shot at it. Image the publicity.

I think you’re onto to something now if we can just hide that fat gut of his

 

[haleyrules]

OK OK..Our new boy has a running style very similar to Ezekiel Elliotts ..that's why we signed him!!!

 

[CT Dal Fan]

If I was single... I'd probably get in trouble over that before it's too late also...

Lord almighty...

This is Tiffany Thompson?

Oh my.....what conflicting emotions I have right now.....

 

[sacase]

here's my fantasy:

Tiffany Thompson comes forward and admits to lying about everything and as a result completely and utterly humiliates the NFL and Goodell in particular

if she played her cards right I'm sure she could get an even bigger payday from blackmailing Goodell than she would from Zeke

Honestly I would give her 100k to do this if I was Zeke.

 

[Corso]

This is Tiffany Thompson?

Oh my.....what conflicting emotions I have right now.....

IKR?! I'd be in purgatory over that... under certain situations.

Edit: except... wait-a-minute... does she have man-hands?

 

[ShortRound]

If I was single... I'd probably get in trouble over that before it's too late also...

Lord almighty...

been burned before myself by a crazy chick, never touch crazy.
http://heavy.com/sports/2016/07/tif...friend-domestic-abuse-charges-instagram-page/

 

[rynochop]

If I was single... I'd probably get in trouble over that before it's too late also...

Lord almighty...

Is that really her? That pic is six years old

 

[pugilist]

been burned before myself by a crazy chick, never touch crazy.
http://heavy.com/sports/2016/07/tif...friend-domestic-abuse-charges-instagram-page/

 

[CT Dal Fan]

Honestly I would give her 100k to do this if I was Zeke.

The NFL would give him a one year suspension for violating it's policy on whatever paying her off violates. Count on it.

 

[Corso]

Is that really her? That pic is six years old

I'm starting to believe this is a different Tiff Thompson... News at 11.
But I would totally get with that Tiff, if I was in a different situation.

 

[haleyrules]

If I was single... I'd probably get in trouble over that before it's too late also...

Lord almighty...

That's what you can look forward to if you are drafted high in the NFL's first round. Otherwise, chopped liver for you.

 

[Corso]

been burned before myself by a crazy chick, never touch crazy.
http://heavy.com/sports/2016/07/tif...friend-domestic-abuse-charges-instagram-page/

That chick... I wouldn't even ask out when I was in my 20's.

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

I finally looked her up...
She's hot.

the hot ones usually are crazy

 

[Doomsay]

 

[Richmond Cowboy]

It would just take enough money.

Let’s start a go fund me

 

[Corso]

That's what you can look forward to if you are drafted high in the NFL's first round. Otherwise, chopped liver for you.

No... you should see my wife. Our pic is on this site.

 

[CT Dal Fan]

That's what you can look forward to if you are drafted high in the NFL's first round. Otherwise, chopped liver for you.

And why these athletes have to be very, very careful.

Seriously, if I'm as young as as rich as Zeke, in no way am I saying "no" to a girl like that. I can't blame him. But at some point you have to listen to your brain and not, uh, other parts of your body.