A Crazy, Crazy Idea About Zeke

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pugilist said:
here's my fantasy:

Tiffany Thompson comes forward and admits to lying about everything and as a result completely and utterly humiliates the NFL and Goodell in particular

if she played her cards right I'm sure she could get an even bigger payday from blackmailing Goodell than she would from Zeke
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Jerry Jones would give her at least a six figure sum for doing this. All under the table, of course.
 
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Corso said:
I finally looked her up...
She's hot.
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If I was single... I'd probably get in trouble over that before it's too late also...
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Lord almighty...
 
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haleyrules said:
Radical. I love it. Just change his number and the name on his jersey and let it rip...tell the NFL they just discovered this big headed freak playin rugby in Uganda.....I mean why not....Shave his head and take a shot at it. Image the publicity.
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I think you’re onto to something now if we can just hide that fat gut of his
 
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OK OK..Our new boy has a running style very similar to Ezekiel Elliotts ..that's why we signed him!!!
 
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pugilist said:
here's my fantasy:

Tiffany Thompson comes forward and admits to lying about everything and as a result completely and utterly humiliates the NFL and Goodell in particular

if she played her cards right I'm sure she could get an even bigger payday from blackmailing Goodell than she would from Zeke
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Honestly I would give her 100k to do this if I was Zeke.
 
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rynochop said:
Is that really her? That pic is six years old
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I'm starting to believe this is a different Tiff Thompson... News at 11.
But I would totally get with that Tiff, if I was in a different situation.
 
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haleyrules said:
That's what you can look forward to if you are drafted high in the NFL's first round. Otherwise, chopped liver for you.
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No... you should see my wife. Our pic is on this site.
 
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haleyrules said:
That's what you can look forward to if you are drafted high in the NFL's first round. Otherwise, chopped liver for you.
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And why these athletes have to be very, very careful.

Seriously, if I'm as young as as rich as Zeke, in no way am I saying "no" to a girl like that. I can't blame him. But at some point you have to listen to your brain and not, uh, other parts of your body.
 
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