A Crazy, Crazy Idea About Zeke

ShortRound

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And why these athletes have to be very, very careful.

Seriously, if I'm as young as as rich as Zeke, in no way am I saying "no" to a girl like that. I can't blame him. But at some point you have to listen to your brain and not, uh, other parts of your body.

Yeah he's still only 22. Imagine the kind of money he has and being that young. I can't say I was an angel myself at that age.
 

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Eventually half the NFL players will be suspended. Because everyone will be accusing an NFL player of something, some type of DV. Rather man woman or child, they will start crying abuse to get a player suspended and / or to extort money.

The sad thing that will get lost in it all, are the real cases of DV. The NFL my its own actions have made a mockery of the DV issue.

They need to pay some type of consequence.
 

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I imagine forfeit of the game, loss of multiple high draft picks, probably cap reductions, and then you would have fines levied against the team, coaches, and players involved.

Would not be pretty, might even be banned from postseason play like college teams are that get caught cheating.

I know this was not a serious suggestion, but nonetheless the penalties would be brutal if a team actually ever did this.
 

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I imagine forfeit of the game, loss of multiple high draft picks, probably cap reductions, and then you would have fines levied against the team, coaches, and players involved.

Would not be pretty, might even be banned from postseason play like college teams are that get caught cheating.

I know this was not a serious suggestion, but nonetheless the penalties would be brutal if a team actually ever did this.

plus 70,000+ ticket holders demanding a refund of tickets, travel costs, vendor and surrounding businesses lawsuits, etc, etc
 

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If I was single... I'd probably get in trouble over that before it's too late also...
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Lord almighty...
This is the wrong Tiffany Thompson.
 

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First off, I know this will never happen. But I wonder what would happen IF:

-The Cowboys let Ezekiel Elliott into the stadium and suit him up for Sunday. Would the officials stop the game until he left the field? What type of punishment would the NFL hand down?

-Let's take this a step further. What if the Cowboys, as a team, refuse to play if Elliott cannot? They could really put the NFL in a bind- the Sunday afternoon late game is the CBS "anchor"- the real money maker.

I know this is crazy. I'm just really angry that Zeke, by the laws of this country in which we live, is a free man. However, the NFL is denying him the chance to do his job for six weeks because they think they are above law enforcement and have the legal system eating out of their hand.

On a board where many still think Jerry is a good GM and Garrett is a good HC, this is not a crazy idea at all
 

Chuck 54

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The only way it would work is if the Cowboys refuse to play. I would love to see it happen as it would just destroy the NFL. But I'm sure there would be serious ramifications for Jerry if he did this. And if it involves money there is no way Jerry will allow it to happen
There is no scenario where this works. Game would be declared a forfeit, and if Jerry were found to be involved, his co-owners would start proceedings to force him out.
 

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here's my fantasy:

Tiffany Thompson comes forward and admits to lying about everything and as a result completely and utterly humiliates the NFL and Goodell in particular

if she played her cards right I'm sure she could get an even bigger payday from blackmailing Goodell than she would from Zeke

I believe its too late for that. She probably could face charges than. IDK anything about law and etc btw. lol
 

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There is no scenario where this works. Game would be declared a forfeit, and if Jerry were found to be involved, his co-owners would start proceedings to force him out.

Can the NFL force a sale like the NBA did with Donald Sterling? I don't know what the NFL constitution states (it is 292 pages)
 
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