Happiness Is When

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Happiness is waking in the morning beside a clear mountain stream to the sensation of receiving oral gratification from a beautiful woman, followed by fishing all day, after which the beautiful woman expertly cleans, fillets, cooks and serves the fish dressed only in a tight tank top and short shorts, followed by passionate lovemaking prior to bedtime, then repeating the same process the next day.

I'm never happy .....
 

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Happiness is waking in the morning beside a clear mountain stream to the sensation of receiving oral gratification from a beautiful woman, followed by fishing all day, after which the beautiful woman expertly cleans, fillets, cooks and serves the fish dressed only in a tight tank top and short shorts, followed by passionate lovemaking prior to bedtime, then repeating the same process the next day.

I'm never happy .....
You need a shotgun rider with you in your dreams, I am available for her twin sister except I want her to fish instead of me. If we're going for it, why not go for it all. And I don't like mosquitos, so we're going to the lodge with the bigass feather bed but we'll be back in time for breakfast and the aroma of bacon cooking in a cast iron pan and the blender going. Forgot to tell you, I brought a generator.
 

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You need a shotgun rider with you in your dreams, I am available for her twin sister except I want her to fish instead of me. If we're going for it, why not go for it all. And I don't like mosquitos, so we're going to the lodge with the bigass feather bed but we'll be back in time for breakfast and the aroma of bacon cooking in a cast iron pan and the blender going. Forgot to tell you, I brought a generator.

There was a time I would have said your idea of how to spending time in nature is blasphemous, but I'm at an age that sleeping on the ground in a tent with no creature comforts doesn't sound so good anymore. Still, it's my dream, and I can make sleeping on the ground in a tent as comfortable as sleeping on a bigass feather bed if I want. And there are no mosquitos in my dream.
 

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There was a time I would have said your idea of how to spending time in nature is blasphemous, but I'm at an age that sleeping on the ground in a tent with no creature comforts doesn't sound so good anymore. Still, it's my dream, and I can make sleeping on the ground in a tent as comfortable as sleeping on a bigass feather bed if I want. And there are no mosquitos in my dream.
My friend, roughing it for me is no premium channels. I put the creature in comfort.
 

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My friend, roughing it for me is no premium channels. I put the creature in comfort.

Hey, it's my dream. I can make it a 1000 sq. ft. tent with a big screen tv powered by the scent of pine trees and that magically gets every channel you want through a cosmic connection with communication satellites in space. I can also include a wet bar if you want.
 

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Hey, it's my dream. I can make it a 1000 sq. ft. tent with a big screen tv powered by the scent of pine trees and that magically gets every channel you want through a cosmic connection with communication satellites in space. I can also include a wet bar if you want.
I'm in, can't wait to go back to sleep now.
 
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