Happiness Is When

[YosemiteSam]

when all the girls in the house are content.

You could have a negative girl count in the house and that's still not possible!!!

 

[YosemiteSam]

When returning from running errands you greeted by such a happy dog at the door...

Dogs are such great companions. Nobody can show as much enthusiasm as a dog when you return home on such a consistent basis.

 

[CouchCoach]

Dogs are such great companions. Nobody can show as much enthusiasm as a dog when you return home on such a consistent basis.

Is the dog showing enthusiasm on a consistent basis or am I returning home on a consistent basis. I came home sober a week ago and the dog bit me.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Is the dog showing enthusiasm on a consistent basis or am I returning home on a consistent basis. I came home sober a week ago and the dog bit me.

Maybe it's because what you were doing to him while not sober.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Happiness is having my health.

I was scanning by this post and out of my peripheral vision, I read this as. "Happiness is having my teeth."

 

[YosemiteSam]

This is my 42nd post. Well, 42,000...nd

 

[Runwildboys]

I was scanning by this post and out of my peripheral vision, I read this as. "Happiness is having my teeth."

Same here! Lol

 

[lukin2006]

Well to those people that are teeth challenged, I suppose that would bring them happiness. I have a tooth missing, it would make me happy if I still had the tooth ...

 

[OmerV]

Happiness is waking in the morning beside a clear mountain stream to the sensation of receiving oral gratification from a beautiful woman, followed by fishing all day, after which the beautiful woman expertly cleans, fillets, cooks and serves the fish dressed only in a tight tank top and short shorts, followed by passionate lovemaking prior to bedtime, then repeating the same process the next day.

I'm never happy .....

 

[CouchCoach]

Happiness is waking in the morning beside a clear mountain stream to the sensation of receiving oral gratification from a beautiful woman, followed by fishing all day, after which the beautiful woman expertly cleans, fillets, cooks and serves the fish dressed only in a tight tank top and short shorts, followed by passionate lovemaking prior to bedtime, then repeating the same process the next day.

I'm never happy .....

You need a shotgun rider with you in your dreams, I am available for her twin sister except I want her to fish instead of me. If we're going for it, why not go for it all. And I don't like mosquitos, so we're going to the lodge with the bigass feather bed but we'll be back in time for breakfast and the aroma of bacon cooking in a cast iron pan and the blender going. Forgot to tell you, I brought a generator.

 

[Ranched]

true love

 

[Ranched]

I was scanning by this post and out of my peripheral vision, I read this as. "Happiness is having my teeth."

 

[Londonboy]

Well to those people that are teeth challenged, I suppose that would bring them happiness. I have a tooth missing, it would make me happy if I still had the tooth ...

Just one.....Lucky You

 

[dallasdave]

Just one.....Lucky You

Lucky would be Putty and

1. 
   
2. Forever

 

[OmerV]

You need a shotgun rider with you in your dreams, I am available for her twin sister except I want her to fish instead of me. If we're going for it, why not go for it all. And I don't like mosquitos, so we're going to the lodge with the bigass feather bed but we'll be back in time for breakfast and the aroma of bacon cooking in a cast iron pan and the blender going. Forgot to tell you, I brought a generator.

There was a time I would have said your idea of how to spending time in nature is blasphemous, but I'm at an age that sleeping on the ground in a tent with no creature comforts doesn't sound so good anymore. Still, it's my dream, and I can make sleeping on the ground in a tent as comfortable as sleeping on a bigass feather bed if I want. And there are no mosquitos in my dream.

 

[dallasdave]

....a colleague you're not too fond takes vacation.

Where did you and Putty go ?????

 

[CouchCoach]

There was a time I would have said your idea of how to spending time in nature is blasphemous, but I'm at an age that sleeping on the ground in a tent with no creature comforts doesn't sound so good anymore. Still, it's my dream, and I can make sleeping on the ground in a tent as comfortable as sleeping on a bigass feather bed if I want. And there are no mosquitos in my dream.

My friend, roughing it for me is no premium channels. I put the creature in comfort.

 

[OmerV]

My friend, roughing it for me is no premium channels. I put the creature in comfort.

Hey, it's my dream. I can make it a 1000 sq. ft. tent with a big screen tv powered by the scent of pine trees and that magically gets every channel you want through a cosmic connection with communication satellites in space. I can also include a wet bar if you want.

 

[CouchCoach]

Hey, it's my dream. I can make it a 1000 sq. ft. tent with a big screen tv powered by the scent of pine trees and that magically gets every channel you want through a cosmic connection with communication satellites in space. I can also include a wet bar if you want.

I'm in, can't wait to go back to sleep now.

 

[lukin2006]

when I get to tell my soon to be ex to take a long walk off a short pier ... and that day is coming.