Predicting Monday’s Knee Jerk Fan Posts

[Bobhaze]

Knee jerk fan posts the day after a Cowboys game are fun and somewhat predictable, depending on if we win or if we lose.

IF WE WIN...here are some probabilities we will see Monday-

• “Finally, Linehan calls a great game.”
• “Zeke headed for 2,000 yard season”
• “Where are the Dak haters now?”
• “This team will win 14”
• “This is our year- I can feel it”

IF WE LOSE....

• “It’s an NFL conspiracy against us”
• “Worst playcalling ever”
• “We win IF _____ Doesn’t happen”
• “We cut Dan Bailey for this guy?”
• “Ok enough with the clapping!”

What else?

 

[ShortRound]

"Bring back Dez" I expect.

 

[CF74]

God hep us

 

[Tabascocat]

Dak sucks
We need Dez
Bring Romo out of the booth
To heck with Witten, he screwed us leaving like that
Can Garrett clap anymore?
The offense and/or defense still sucks
Numerous ET threads

 

[Bobhaze]

"Bring back Dez" I expect.

If we lose...that’s almost a lock.

 

[Bobhaze]

Win or lose, guarantee there will be a “The refs were terrible”...If we lose, guarantee at least one thread will say the refs were paid to throw the game or that Carolina got away with stuff we didn’t.

 

[Verdict]

Knee jerk fan posts the day after a Cowboys game are fun and somewhat predictable, depending on if we win or if we lose.

IF WE WIN...here are some probabilities we will see Monday-

• “Finally, Linehan calls a great game.”
• “Zeke headed for 2,000 yard season”
• “Where are the Dak haters now?”
• “This team will win 14”
• “This is our year- I can feel it”

IF WE LOSE....

• “It’s an NFL conspiracy against us”
• “Worst playcalling ever”
• “We win IF _____ Doesn’t happen”
• “We cut Dan Bailey for this guy?”
• “Ok enough with the clapping!”

What else?

Dez Would have caught that! He's a beast. Just wait until he gets a job and he will show you.

Witten would have caught that. He should be playing for another 30 years.

It doesn't matter if Dak threw for 5 TDs he still sucks.

We won in spite of a Dak.

Dak is nothing without Dez.

We needed Dez' "passion".

Dez was the heart and soul of this team.

Dez was just misunderstood.

Connor Williams sucks.

Same old ****** play calling..

We need ET.

How much should we give up to get ET!

Who needs ET baby! We have Heath!!

 

[CowboyRoy]

Knee jerk fan posts the day after a Cowboys game are fun and somewhat predictable, depending on if we win or if we lose.

IF WE WIN...here are some probabilities we will see Monday-

• “Finally, Linehan calls a great game.”
• “Zeke headed for 2,000 yard season”
• “Where are the Dak haters now?”
• “This team will win 14”
• “This is our year- I can feel it”

IF WE LOSE....

• “It’s an NFL conspiracy against us”
• “Worst playcalling ever”
• “We win IF _____ Doesn’t happen”
• “We cut Dan Bailey for this guy?”
• “Ok enough with the clapping!”

What else?

Your version is basically the two reactions of what a homer would say. How about what a realist would say in both scenarios?

 

[Buzzbait]

If we lose...….We got raped by the refs!

 

[waving monkey]

“Where are the Dak haters now?”

nailed it

 

[ShortRound]

–What coaches are available?
–Jerry only cares about money
–Bailey would have made that field goal (this one I'm proud of, you know it's coming)

 

[Bullflop]

I think the realists and the homers are both prone to saying the all of the things listed. It's what happens when the emotions of winning or losing isn't something the individual is likely to handle with his (or her) normal mindset. I believe winning usually tends to bring forth the optimistic side of us all, just like losing usually tends to bring forth the opposite. Human emotions are funny that way, especially if that human happens to be a diehard football fan.

 

[AsthmaField]

Win or lose.... I promise, someone’s going to be complaining.

 

[Haimerej]

Your version is basically the two reactions of what a homer would say. How about what a realist would say in both scenarios?

I think the title saying, "knee jerk," excludes the realists.

 

[SlammedZero]

With the 1st pick in the 2019 NFL Draft, The Dallas Cowboys select.........

 

[Bullflop]

Win or lose.... I promise, someone’s going to be complaining.

So true -- in fact, it could turn out to be a whole lot of someones!!

 

[Reality]

I predict someone will say they predicted what someone else said.

 

[Tabascocat]

I predict someone will say they predicted what someone else said.

I predict that you will have to update another "no political" thread

 

[TheDuke]

OP has been a member less than a year and he 100% nailed this board. Nice job

 

[waving monkey]

I predict someone will say they predicted what someone else said.

I thought you'd say that